
Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds
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- 2006
- 79 min
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Coming!
I'm coming as fast
as I can!
Hey, 'sup, man?
What's up, dude?
Sorry, I'm late.
No problem.
So, uh,
I'll go get my suit.
Did you bring
the spare board?
Oh, bro, no I didn't.
I for got it,
but you know what-
I got something else
you can ride.
Oh, dude,
I got you all wet.
Maybe we should get you
out of those clothes, bro.
Dude... I got a girlfriend.
She know you mess
around with dudes?
Or are you just
some big closet case?
Or maybe you're confused.
Or maybe...
you like playing confused.
I, I don't know, I...
I, I don'tknow
what I am.
You're so sexy
when you stammer.
You're good.
Yeah, I play confused,
but don't get me wrong...
I'm straight...
Mostly.
Now, rip open my shirt.
Sir, yes sir.
Strip.
Amateur.
Less teeth, more tongue.
This is how you do it.
That feels so good.
God, I love your tits!
Stop calling them tits!
I could eatyourtits all day.
Stop callingthem tits.
I love your tits.
Stop calling them tits!
Sorry, I love your breasts!
Iwannafuckyour breasts!
Shane... Sweetie.
Are you havingthat
gayfantasyagain?
Honey... it's not you, it's...
Well, it's you.
What's wrong iflwant
in the bedroom?
Nothing, I guess -
ifyou'rea gayman.
I'mcloseenough.
But you can't expect me
to go gayeverytime
you wanna have sex.
I don'twantyou to begay-
Just gay-er.
So youwantme to get it on with
Well, in front of,
on top of, yeah.
Gwen, I'mnot gay.
I'mnot bi.
I'maheterosexual breeder.
And ifyou can't acceptthat,
then weprobably
shouldn'tbe dating.
Howcan you beso homophobic?
You'reridiculous!
Don't even think
you're breaking up with me!
I'm breaking up with you.
Huh?
I'vesatin millions ofbedrooms
and listenedto millions ofboys
tell methey're leaving
meforthepole.
I'mnot gonna sithereand have
oneleaveme for pussy.
What?
I'm leaving you, Shane!
Go not suck all
thedickyou want!
Yeah?
Andyou keep letting that
prideparademarch right on
through your crotch!
Gaybasher!
Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits! Tits!
Stop thespread offaggotry!
Stop the spread offaggotry.
Fag!
Iwish!
Itoldyou this was
gonnahappen!
I know, Kyle!
That's allyou said
from daytwo!
"You're too hot, Marc!
You'regonnaleaveme. "
And look howrightlwas.
Youweren'tright, Kyle.
Your puppydog eyes and goofy
charm turned meon.
Butyouwouldn'tbelieveit.
Howcould I believe itwhen
youflirtwith everyone?
I don'tflirtwith everyone;
Ijustlikemakingfriends.
Didyou haveto
befriend everymember
ofthe gymnastics team
and Alpha GammaTestes?
God, it's like you're
onlyhappywhen youthink
you can'thaveme.
Iwouldn'tbe jealous ifyou
went outand made
some hotfriends.
See!
I'mtoo boring for you!
You want aboyfriend
who's all social and hangs out
with confident, sophisticated
gods like... him.
Hey, Sebastian.
Who'sthis?
Who areyou?
He's here
for emotional support.
I'msupposedto be
your emotional support!
You'retoo emotional.
Fags.
So what, it's been about...
five days since you
last jerked off?
Wow! You'regood.
Thanks, Eric.
Thatwasfun.
Thankyou, Teri.
It's Tiffani.
And I thinkthis is yours!
Have fun fucking his puppy
dog eyes and goofycharm.
I hope somedayyou can
see past everything you don't
likeaboutyourself and realize
wehad something special.
Wow, thatwas HallMarky, Marc -
even for you.
Stop the spread offaggotry.
Stop the spread offaggotry.
Okay, just becausewe used
to datethesameloser
doesn't mean wehaveto be
all cuntyto each other.
You'reright.
Truce?
I'm s...
What's wrong?
I don't wanna
bea slutanymore.
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