Dorfman
(MUSIC PLAYS)
(HORNS HONK)
OF ADVERTIZING MY ELECTRIC
FOOD DEHYDRATOR:
I'VE DECIDED...
POP, PLEASE.
NOT WHILE WE'RE EATING.
(TV TURNS OFF)
THANK YOU.
I THINK KOBE'S GONNA
HAPPY NOW?
THAT DOESN'T SCREAM JOHNNY CASH.
YOUR MOTHER LOVED
JOHNNY CASH.
ESPECIALLY AMERICAN IDOL.
NOBODY VOTED MORE
THAN YOUR MOTHER.
NOBODY.
SHE WAS CRUSHED:
(GRUNTS) DAD...
HERE WE GO.
YOUR COUSIN MARVIN'S A FAGELA
AND I'VE NEVER ONCE
SEEN HIM SMILE.
OK. ENOUGH WITH THE HOMOPHOBIA.
WITH YOUR BROTHER.
YOUR MAJESTY.
I'M SORRY, POP.
BUT THEN:
MAN ON TV:
...MOUTH WATERINGPORK LOIN ROAST.
NINE JUICY:
1/4 POUND HAMBURGERS.
FOUR BIG,
HEALTHY SALMON STEAKS.
("HELLO DARLING"
(SIGHS)
WOMAN THROUGH SPEAKERS:
OF HIS BODY.
A FLASH OF HEA POUNDED HIS LOINS.
HE MARVELED AT THE SUPPLE ARCH
TO A HEART-SHAPED DERNIER.
SEATED FORM. CHAPTER THREE.
HE WHISPERED.
SHE WASN'T STRONG ENOUGH
TO RESIST THIS.
DESIRE AND SHINE...
OH, MY GOD!
AND I LOVE BEADING.
FORGET IT. THIS SUCKS.
ALLEN, CHILL.
YOU GOT A PRENUP.
YES, MR. DORFMAN.
(TYPING)
AFTER LUNCH TODAY.
-YEAH.
ALLEN KLEIN'S PRENUP.
FOR THE LINEAR CITY AUDI BY WEDNESDAY.
UH...DONE AND DONE.
I'M GIVING YOU
SOMETHING BETTER--
A NEW 17.3-INCH LAPTOP.
YOU'RE MY ROCK!
-YOU'RE MY ROLL.
-ROCK AND ROLL!
WHAT DO YOU NEED TO BE HAPPY?"
WHAT I ANSWERED?
DON'T MAKE FUN
MAYBE YOU SHOULD
GO TO CONVERSION CLASS
SORRY. OK. SO WHAT IS I THAT YOU NEED TO BE HAPPY?
I NEED A BABY.
NAMED DANIEL. HEH. BOOM.
UHH...
YOU DON'T FOOL ME, DEB.
WELL, 'CAUSE NOBODY WANTS
TO LISTEN.
THAT'S NOT TRUE.
WELL...
OK. YOU KNOW, LEEANN,
TO BE SAGGING:
LIKE OLD PRUNES.
OLD PRUNES.
YEAH. DON'T SURRENDER, DEB.
ASK THE QUESTION.
DON'T BE AFRAID.
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