Donkey Xote

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In the village of the

region of La Mancha

who's name I don't

care to remember it,

there lived not so long ago

one of those gentlemen

who keep a lance in a rack

an old shield, a lean horse

and a swift hound.

Gone to isn't, an early raiser

and lover of the hunt.

They say his name was

Don Quixote da La Mancha,

who's spent his days reading

books of knight iron tree,

which he loved

and enjoyed so much

that he completely lost it.

Now, all the fantasys

in those books,

became such an obsession

that he thought of nothing else

but duels and chairmans,

battles and impossible love.

Until the day came

when he have the most

extravagant notion of all

to call himself a knight and go

and search of grand adventures,

just like all the

heroes in his books.

But Don Quixote

needed a esquire

so, he decided to work

on the neighboring farmer

And that wasn't easy.

He persist it in traumas so much,

that in the end

poor Sancho, for that was him name,

agree to go with him,

leaving behind his wife,

his land and all his possession.

Now or he left in his

search for eternity.

Was a lady to fall in

love with and knew in for.

You see, a knight without love

is a knight without a soul.

He's suddenly recall the farm

girl from a new by village,

although he didn't

actually know her

he been in love from a far.

And so was inspired

to create that dreams

and although that

lady never existed

she would always be for him,

his Dulcinea.

Dulcinea del ta Boso!

Not again! I'm fit up with this!

Who cares anyhow?

It's always the same old yard!

-What're you saying?

I mean, the book

says very clearly.

Why I should badger

with some old book

when I was there

to see at myself?

You mean, you're Rucio,

Sancho's donkey?

Hold right there!

The only talking donkey I know

is friend of mine named

some Green Oger!

I'm a horse!

And it's about time the world

knew the truth. -The truth?

What truth?

It all begin quite some time ago

after we got back

that first adventure.

Don Quixote, Sancho,

Rosinante and yours truly

DONKEY XOTE:

It's stink on donkey around here!

So, where do you think

youre going, donkey?

This road is for horses only!

So, what this

pig doing here then?

Are you blind?

Can't you see what a

wonderful steed he is?

I wasn't talking to you!

One day I'll be a great horse

and I'll do all kinds of

important stuff, you'll see.

Just remember,

you'll have to pass

the pony's exam first.

I'm afraid, he'll have

tough time with practical!

No one will humiliate me,

ever again!

Right, left, right, left,

right, left! Squad positions!

I don't believed! Yes!

Three to line!

And what exactly do you

think you're doing, James?

It's perfect! A hurricane would

even not enough to slug down.

You're safe! I got you!

-Off, James... now!

Everything is under control!

You won't

believe this, Rocinante!

It's incredible!

But... -Not acceptable...

excuse us... -Stop!

Hey you, you don't take

another step!

What do you want?

We not even meant to be

talking to each other!

Our masters might

not be speaking

but you and I are horses.

-Negative!

His already made a clear,

he doesn't want to talk.

Look, buddy! When I was

working as a body guard

for Bobby else since horse

we are riding at the middle

of shut big scene...

Besides, it was Sancho's fault.

-No, it was Quixote's fault

and his absurd obsession with

sugary and love,

which don't even exist.

-Don't exist for you maybe!

Horses like you turned

a life into big fat lie.

Look it yourself

here and this all barn,

sent in a ridiculous office

with the handful hands

and some little squirrel

like a body guard?

Rocinante, you became a coward!

-Now you gone too far, pal!

We have to stop Quixote

from seeing this! -Stop him?

But this is our chance to get

some dignity back in our lives.

Make our dreams come true!

-Yours dream you mean,

but then you just

the same as Quixote...

Say it, why don't you?

-A fool!

Losers!

One more word from you

and you're mess meat!

Don't you even think about it!

Give that back!

This is really important!

Very, very important!

This I think of yours dreams!

You haven't spoke

in a months and now

all of the sudden you

got to talk?

Well, just make sure

you'll remind him

to pay the rents,

that's all!

This time it's different!

We're meeting at the

Baclor Carasco's place,

neutral territory.

Who knows, what trouble

get you in the now?

Please, what do you think you're

doing for the God sake Sancho?

What's wrong with this?

Ten years and still light me!

It's like a glow too.

Hey, my friend!

Where I would be without you?

And you are not riding

that broken down donkey!

Take the new horse!

Just her way of

showing a affection.

My dear Sancho, come in.

We were waiting for you!

Where is Quixote?

-Sancho!

Let's get this over with.

I got to donkey double part.

Gentlemen!

We have know one another

from since childhood.

You Don Quixote, you are the

most famous in the village.

After you, Bachlor!

And you Sancho, wealthy

and respectable man

you followed him for a dream but

it all went sour, didn't it?

He said I get to be governor

on a island if I went with.

Yhaa, but we didn't find Dulcinea

you saw her, but I didn't.

Because you left me alone!

As you can see

it been quite a few left concern

that book about you two

you even got a fun club,

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