
Dirty Girl
[Up-tempo song plays]
[Girl] I've heard it said
that this here...
... this here's a man's world.
And some girls, they believe it.
Primping and fussing
and holding out,
hoping a boy will look her way.
They don't know they got the power.
- [girl] As for me...
- [moans from inside car]
... I'm not that kind of girl.
I'm on top.
Which begs the question...
... if the girl's on top, well...
... who's the one getting screwed?
Hey, wait up!
So if it's a man's world,
God wouldn't have made me.
- Or that fat f*ck.
- [Grunting]
[Bell ringing]
OK, who can give me
an example of a good choice?
- Tonya?
- Waiting.
I mean, if a guy
really likes you, he'll wait.
And if he doesn't understand,
well, you know... so what?
Most excellent.
But hey, I know how it is.
- I was young, too.
- [Class chuckling]
- Our hormones can get the best of us.
- Hey, pass it down.
The only safe sex is no sex.
Unless you stay busy,
get some hobbies,
and practice abstinence,
you could end up asking,
"Was the momentary thrill
really worth it?"
What are some healthy alternatives?
- Tonya?
- You could have a pizza party.
[Teacher] Right on.
Who doesn't love pizza?
- [All laughing]
- Anyone else?
What are your thoughts
on the pull-out method?
You must like the time
we spend together.
It's a real hoot.
Your classmates are
impressionable, Miss Edmonston.
Your ears might be
used to that kind of talk,
but most of these kids
come from good families.
You have any positive
males in your life?
A pastor or a neighbor or an uncle...
It's none of your business.
You're an exasperating girl,
Miss Edmonston.
According to Mr. Potter,
about male projectile.
- It's a sex education class.
- Lifestyle choices.
Im putting you in Challengers.
- Special Ed?
- Challengers.
- That's for retards.
- It's either that or expulsion.
Miss Pierce will give you
your new schedule.
What is there to know? It's one room
in the basement, all the time.
Danielle, you're a smart girl.
You just make bad choices.
If you'll do your homework,
and stop being a distraction to others,
you'll be back with
the normal kids in no time.
Danielle...
Hello, Challengers!
[Unenthusiastic] Hey.
Today we are going to start a project
that parenthood is no joke.
Right, Sabrina? Yeah.
Nobody's laughing at her house.
with someone of the opposite sex.
Two by two, like in the ark.
Who does not have a partner?
OK, Benita, why don't you
come over here near Joaquin?
And Clarke? We'll think of something.
[Rock music playing on headphones]
OK, class?
This is Danielle Edmon... Edmonston.
And she will be joining us today,
so everyone say a big hello.
[Murmuring] Hey.
OK, Danielle. We're partnering up,
so why don't you just head right
on back there with Clarke.
For the next six weeks,
you will be married to your partner
in every sense but the biblical one.
- [Music from headphones stops]
- You're that fag, right?
of flour will be your bundles of joy.
These are your daily journals.
You will record baby's first steps,
things that baby does that
are so cute you can't stand it.
OK, here is Mrs. Stork, making
Who needs a baby?
- This is going to be so much fun.
[Bell ringing]
[Up-tempo song plays]
- What do you want?
- Uh, we're partners.
No offense, but my designated is, as
of this morning, no longer designated.
I don't know what that means.
It's Danielle's three D's of dating:
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