Diary ng panget

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A lot of things happened today.

It ended with getting a demolition notice

for the house that I'm renting.

Oh well, life.

Don't pick your nose in front of the

customer, they might lose their appetite.

Got my back turned, Auntie.

Eya, o.

Miss!

Yes, sir?

Miss, what time is it?

It's time...

Miss?

It's time for you to love me.

What?

Get him off here.

He's just been relaxing

since he got here.

He's taking advantage of our restaurant.

We don't have aircon.

Not even wifi.

Just make him leave.

My apologies, Sir...

- What do you want to order?

- Can I order... you?

Take out?

Miss, sorry. I think my date's

not coming anymore.

So maybe next time.

Thank you.

Hey.

Are you okay?

Do you want to have ice cream?

What flavor?

Hold it. I don't even know you.

What do you think of me?

Someone you can just drag along?

Who's that girl who stood you up?

Well, I've been courting her for 1 year.

But she hasn't answered me yet.

WOW some perseverance.

And you're still expecting.

You?

Me?

What's your story?

I'm a royalty from England.

Direct descendant of Queen Elizabeth.

Joke.

I became an orphan when I was 14.

My parents died in an accident.

When I was 18,

right after I blew my birthday candle,

my Aunt kicked me out of the house.

Why?

Co'z I'm no longer a kid.

That's sad.

What if we end up together?

Joke Iang. Chill!

What's this?

Pepper spray!

Okay now.

Thanks for the ice cream. Bye.

Sure, you're welcome, Peppy.

Peppy?

Pepper spray. You didn't get it?

Bye, Peppy-

Is "Crush" here already?

I don't think so.

Who's that?

Must be the new scholar girl.

Doesn't seem she can afford this school.

How annoying.

They're just fair-skinned.

They're not pretty.

Miss, miss. It's just an accident.

Peppy?

I'll take you to the clinic.

I'm okay.

Are you sure?

Sure.

Miss, I'm okay. Thank you.

My brain was just shaken a bit.

Here.

Okay, bye!

Ugly and clumsy.

Double whammy.

What? Can you still do it?

That's howl climb up the stairs.

Ba-bye!

Excuse me, can I ask something?

3,500 a month.

1 month advance, 1 month deposit.

5,000 Meralco deposit. 2,500 for water,

1,500 for smoke detector.

1,000 for the key. Shared bathroom.

There'll be 4 of you in a room.

You can't bring a boyfriend.

And you can't have a dog here.

What? Are you taking it?

No.

I got a boyfriend.

Really?

Boss, please.

Give me any kind of job...

except the one,

which I have to sell my body.

I'm desperate.

It shows.

Wow, that hurts.

You can't work there if you're sensitive.

I'm not sensitive. Just my skin.

Please.

Okay. Get an NBI,

barangay and police clearance.

Thanks, brother.

Whether it's a vertical clearance.

Or even clearance sale.

- Thank you. Thank you.

- Okay, okay.

Wow, looks like H! fit

perfectly in this mansion.

I can feel H.

My life will change here.

Miss, Rodriguez?

Yes?

Mr. Sandford's waiting for you.

Okay.

Thank you.

I hope you'd stay long.

What?

I hope you'd stay long.

Why?

20 have already resigned before you.

Why?

My son is a difficult person.

You will have to be

responsible for all his needs.

Make sure he goes to his class.

That's easy.

Not really.

My son is human.

But also, he is half monster.

Like werewolf.

Monster in a big vase.

Zuma.

I don't like it.

25,000 basic salary.

With benefits including

board and lodging.

I'm ready. I already brought

my things with me.

Where will I...

It's noisy and unruly...

Hun-y!

Cross.

What now, you old toothless fart?

You don't have to be rude.

Right.

What's your problem?

First, your dad is not a fart.

Second, he's not toothless.

Third, your dad is so gorgeous.

Don't be rude to your father.

Who's this?

Whoever... no whatever you are...

Get out!

I don't want to see you poking

that face when I get back.

See what I mean?

Yes. He's mean

But I'm not a quitter.

- Don't wait for Cross.

- Oh, ma'am!

Ma'am, I'm sorry.

But you startled me.

It's okay. I'll just wait for Cross.

This is part of my job, anyway.

Go get some rest.

This is mine.

You're still here.

- This is mine. Give it to me.

- This is mine.

This is my water.

- Give it to me.

- It's mine.

It's mine.

Hey take it slow.

Take it slowly.

If you break anything,

I'd be responsible for it.

Oh no.

Let's go there.

Here.

Fix yourself.

Where are we?

Your room.

Slowly.

Wait.

Change your clothes.

Your shirt stinks.

Turn around. No peeking.

I'm not interested.

Hurry.

You're really rude...

Hey, get your clothes on!

Hey!

You want to get drunk

yet you can't handle it.

Hey, get your hands off me!

Admit it. You got a crush on me.

Hey thick-skinned!

Don't be so full of it.

Let me go.

You're so pretty.

You're rude.

Hey, don't sleep yet.

Change your clothes.

I love you.

What? I love you?

"I love you" in your face.

That shameless!

He threw up on me

like a toilet bowl. Shameless.

Hey, Miss

you on the grass... and the plants.

Sorry.

Hi, I'm Lory.

You are?

Eya.

Boy problem.

No.

Exchange student?

No. I've been

studying here since kinder.

You're good in Tagalog.

My parents are British,

but I grew up here.

And yes I'm loyal to Willford Academy

co'z my crush is here.

I'm a scholar here.

Do you know Cross Sandford?

Yes.

Wait.

I do have class.

Sorry, I've got to go. Bye.

Okay.

Nice to meet you.

Okay. Eye-

Oh my God. He's coming.

There he goes. The prince is so near.

No way. He's looking at me.

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