Devil's Due

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(RUMBLING)

(MAN BREATHES DEEPLY)

Let's just take it from

the top, Mr. McCall.

Mr. McCall?

I told you, I didn't do it.

(VIDEO CAMERA WHIRRING)

(BREATHING DEEPLY)

(MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES)

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

WOMAN:
Good night.

Oh, fun for you.

See you tomorrow.

(CHUCKLES)

What?

EMILY:
Good night. We'll clean up.

I love you.

(GRUNTING AND PANTING)

(HINGES SQUEAK)

(DOOR CLOSES)

(HAIRDRYER WHIRRING IN DISTANCE)

(DOG BARKS)

ZACH:
Whoa! Sh*t! Maverick, stop.

SAMANTHA:
Jesus Christ!

No, come on. Get off!

You scared the sh*t out of me.

ZACH:
Go away. Come on, buddy.

Get out.

(SAMANTHA SCOFFS)

You're not supposed to see me tonight.

ZACH:
Come on, that is a dumb tradition.

You don't believe it.

No, I don't believe it.

ZACH:
Oh, sh*t, you do.

Okay, I kind of do.

What are you doing...

Okay, ready? Okay.

Ladies, oop, and gentlemen...

I'd like to present the McCalls.

(KISS)

(SAMANTHA CHUCKLES)

Almost. Almost.

Okay, I gotta get dressed.

Whoa, whoa, whoa,

old on, hold on.

Strike that pose.

Right there.

I want to capture our

last night together.

(CHUCKLES)

We're not dying.

My dad used to follow us around

with one of these constantly.

My mom gave him so much sh*t for it.

(SAMANTHA CHUCKLES)

I think it's sweet.

I wish I had

something like that.

My whole childhood

is kind of a blank.

ZACH:
That's kind of why

I want to do this.

I used to think

my dad was so lame,

with all his nostalgia

and all that.

But I kind of get it now.

I kind of want this for us.

I just want a record of all the

important things that happen to us.

And all the random stupid stuff

that we'll forget about.

Mmm, yeah.

Tomorrow,

we are officially family.

So, tonight I want to

start our family history.

Family history.

Yeah.

I love that.

Good. (CHUCKLES)

(WEDDING MARCH PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

In sickness and in health.

In sickness and in health.

To love and to cherish.

To love and to cherish.

Till death do us part.

Till death do us part.

With this ring, I thee wed.

With this ring, I thee wed.

And pledge myself

to thee forever.

And pledge myself

to thee forever.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

(SINGING)

Love me tender.

Love me true.

All my dreams fulfilled.

MAN:
Whoo!

For, my darling, I love you

I just wanted to say thank

you to Ken and Sally...

for making me feel so at home.

I've never really felt like I

was part of a family before.

So, thank you for being so

welcoming and wonderful.

(CROWD LAUGHING)

Dad had the first camera.

He'd carry it on

his shoulder like this.

I wanted you to know that I think

you are a wonderful brother.

I'm being serious! This is a

beautiful event... (CROWD LAUGHING)

and I'm really grateful that

you invited me. (LAUGHS)

We were in the same foster

home together for a year.

And we were more

than friends. Family.

I hope that you guys

will be happy forever.

So, here's to happily ever after.

(CHEERING)

Oh, gosh.

(GUESTS CHUCKLING)

Mmm.

Mmm.

Are you okay?

(LAUGHS)

(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHTER)

(SIGHS)

Sam...

my beautiful wife.

This was the most perfect day.

I can't believe we're married.

(CHUCKLING)

When we watch this

a lot of years from now...

just remember how

good-looking I was.

I love you so much.

I promise I will

always protect you.

Keep you safe.

I love you.

PILOT:
Ladies and gentlemen,

this is your captain speaking.

I'd like to welcome you

to the Dominican Republic.

This is gonna be awesome.

(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

(HORNS HONKING)

(DANCEHALL PLAYING ON RADIO)

- ZACH:
Now, the honeymoon begins.

- SAMANTHA:
Ooh.

Oh, wow!

(CHUCKLES)

ZACH:
We're gonna do this

swimsuit issue-type thing.

SAMANTHA:
Oh, God!

- No, no. You're gonna go in the water.

- Uh-huh.

And then you're gonna come

out of the water. (LAUGHS)

Is that how I'm gonna do it?

Yeah.

Okay.

Don't worry,

I'm right behind you.

- SAMANTHA:
This is gonna go fast.

- ZACH:
No, it's not.

SAMANTHA:
Oh, my God.

(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

(SINGSONG)

Christopher Columbus.

- ZACH:
Oh. Really?

- SAMANTHA:
Yeah.

This is the first cathedral

in the New World.

"The Cathedral of Santo Domingo."

"It's Gothic style highlighted

with Renaissance details."

(SAMANTHA WHISPERING)

Oh, my God.

I have never seen anything so

f***ing perfect before in my life.

Look at this sea of white.

Oh, my gosh.

(GASPS)

What's that?

(SINGSONG)

That's my husband.

Wake up.

Hey.

(YELLS)

(SCREAMS AND CHUCKLES)

Oogum, Oogum, Boogum,

Boogum, Boogum...

Now, baby You're casting

your spell on me.

Your high heel boots

In your hip-huggin' suit.

You got it right

You're outta sight.

What is that?

It's the coolest

wedding present ever.

Mason gave it to us.

It's an adventure cam.

Oh, good, that's what I always wanted.

I know.

ZACH:
And now we can go zip-lining.

Come on.

Just get your game face on.

All right.

(SHRIEKS)

Hold on. Hold on!

(ZACH CHUCKLES)

(DRUMS PLAYING)

SAMANTHA:
WOW.

(HORN BLOWING)

SAMANTHA:
Where are we?

(MAN YELLS)

(SINGING IN LOCAL LANGUAGE)

Zach, come here.

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

We're going here.

(CHUCKLES)

ZACH:
Whoa. Come on.

(SAMANTHA CHUCKLES)

ZACH:
Hey, wait up, wait up.

(WOMAN CHUCKLES)

- Welcome.

- SAMANTHA:
Oh, thank you.

ZACH:
Hi. Welcome.

- Have a seat.

- SAMANTHA:
Okay.

WOMAN:
I will study your palm.

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