Det store lærred: Regel nr. 1

Genre: Documentary
25 min

Phone for Dr. Sander on Line 2.



Heidi Storgrd to OR 4.

Are you sure you want

to go through with this?

Of course. Why do you ask?

It's just that...

We haven't really discussed it.

You're my sister.

There's nothing to discuss.

You would do the same for me.

No, wait. I can't.

Let me go.

Get this off me, I'm stuck.


- It's Sarah.

- Hi, sweetheart, it's mom.

Mom, can I call you later?

Sure, I was just wondering if you've

invited Caroline to your birthday?

- I can't.

- Pull yourself together.

How often do I have to tell you

she's feeling much better now?

She is not on dialysis

20 hours a week any more.

You have to invite her.

Do it for my sake.

Remember, I'm your mother. I can still

kill you and make a new daughter.

Perhaps not as pretty...

Just do it, okay?

Talk to you later.



Hi, Sarah... Yeah.

No, she's not in.

Can I take a message?

Are there free drinks?

We'll be there.

Okay. Cool, bye.

- We're going to a party.

- What?

- On Saturday.

- Why is she inviting us?

I don't know, honey,

She's your sister.

- Hi.

- Hi.

Happy birthday.


- Hi.

- Hi.

- Hi, Kenneth.

- Hi.

- There are drinks at the bar.

- The bar doesn't empty itself.

It's been a while.

You look older.

I do?

Stop it.

In a good way.

- Hi.

- Hi.

- How are you?

- Congratulations.

Is that for me?


Say it.

Say it!

Schumacher is the one.

All right, time to shift gears!


Stop, damn it!

What are you doing, you idiot!

Here, Caroline, do something!

What the hell is wrong with you?

- Honeybun, it's not what you think.

- Not what you think? Prick.

- Stay out of it, Sarah.

- You're disgusting.

Stop it!

I want him out of here now.

- Time to go.

- Okay. Relax.


- Would you like some tea?

- No.

Are you going to leave him?

- Yes.

- Just curious.

How long have you

been living here?

Three years.

Where am I going to go?

I'll die if I have to move in with Mom.

I haven't cleared up, but you're

only sleeping in here anyway.

- We're going out. Meet guys. Party.

- That's the last thing I need.

Stop that. You need to get your hair

mussed. Mussed hair is good for you.

- I don't think that's a good idea.

- And mud baths.

Maybe we should just talk. It's been

so long and so much has happened.

Don't be so morose.

Rule Number One:
when you're sad,

you shouldn't talk about sad things.

- Got anything I can sleep in?

- Look in the closet.

And a wrench. I need to tighten

a pipe on your washing machine.

- I haven't got any tools.

- You must have some.

They always come

with a man attached -

- and when I throw my men out,

I toss their tools out after them.

Besides, you'll break your nails.

We'll just have someone come fix it.

Sleep tight.

- Hi.

- What's up?

Listen, I've been braining

about the thing with your sister...

- Okay! He has to be good looking.

- Of course, they all are.

- And no losers.

- These are my friends.

It's just that my sister needs someone

with two feet on the ground.

Maybe John T?

I play golf with him sometimes.

- Are you ready?

- Yeah.

- There.

- What are you doing?

- What?

- What's that?

- Isn't it okay?

- Don't you have something feminine?

Is it that bad?

Sarah, Sarah.

Excellent. You've got great breasts.

Why hide them in a sports bra?

Isn't it a little tight?

It shows them off and

boosts your self-confidence.

- To have guys staring at my breasts?

- Yeah.

It looks like I've got three breasts.

And these panties feel like

I've got dental floss up my ass.

Every little bit counts.

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