Desi Boyz

Due to recession unemployment is

spreading like cancer..

.. In many countries.

Bank of England's chief Merlyn

drops economic bombshell.

Everyone's crisis could become

worse than the great depression.

We end today's show with President

Barack Obama's words on global crisis.

He says, "These are hard times. "

"There will be more jobs lost,

more of closures and more pain. "

Hi, you have reached Jerry Patel.

If you're my landlord,

I've already sent the money.

If you're my parents,

please send me some money.

If you're my friends,

you owe me money.

And if you are a girl, don't worry.

I have plenty of money.

Where are you going, Jasmeet?

Did you hear?

They just sacked Jasmeet.

I think they're

picking on you brown guys.

You will be the first to walk

the gallows in this recession.

Your parents are from Bhatinda.

You live in South Hall.

And I'm brown?

That's racist man.

- Exactly.

Nicky boy.

Big day.

'Finally! At least someone

remembered my birthday. '

Here's your bonus.

Thanks, Mr. Weisswork.

Spend that bonus wisely.

Hey, Paula. I'll pay you

by the end of the month.

Whatever.

Hey, kiddo. You're not

allowed to skate in here.

Burglary on exit four.

Kid on a skateboard

heading your way.

Jerry, watch your position.

I'm on it.

- Let's go.

Give me the bag.

Medicines.

I swear my grandma needs these.

Can't breathe without them.

Please let me go.

Punch me.

- What?

Punch me and run.

On the face, you idiot..

I was ordered to fire

one man from my team today.

You made my job easier.

Give me your badge.

Bye, Jerry.

That's mall property.

Get off right now.

Duffer.

What's up, Graig.

Surprise.

Oh no.

No, guys.

The surprise isn't for him.

False alarm.

Guys, surprise.

Come on. He's here.

Surprise.

What a party!

Happy birthday, baby.

- Thank you.

I have been planning your party..

.. For the past two days.

It got wasted on him.

- It's okay, Rads.

This is awesome. Thank you.

I got it for you.

At least he brought something.

You know, Nick..

- Happy birthday, my brother..

.. From a hotter mother.

Don't mess with him.

When Nick came to college,

Jerry was his senior.

And when Nick graduated then

also Jerry was his senior.

Since then, they've

been living together.

They share everything.

Except for responsibilities,

bills and rent.

And then, thank God for that.

But I tolerate Jerry because..

.. If it wasn't for him,

then three years ago..

.. Nick would have faced

some problems in meeting me.

Nine o'clock check.

I have already noticed.

She is waiting for someone.

Sorry honey I am late. Sorry.

Yeah, but look at her, J.

- Forget it.

How?

Alcohol.

Perfect.

Jessica. Send your finest bottle of

Chardonnay to that Indian girl there.

Sure.

Give me the 200 pounds.

Why are you wasting money?

And anyway, she is with someone.

She is with a foreigner.

This will go on for

two-three months, maximum.

As soon her parents find out..

.. They will get her

married to some boring..

.. Microsoft techie type guy..

.. Who has more money and less hair.

Think Of it, J.

If I don't go to her..

.. How will she know

what God has sent for her?

I am the total package, J.

Sorry, Superman.

Your bottle got turned down.

What?

- Your package got rejected.

By the way, Nick. You are right.

How will she know what

God has sent for her?

What are you thinking about?

That girl's future lies

in your hands. Go get her.

Go.

And listen, don't

come back empty-handed.

He'll get bashed up.

If you spend all the

time with your brother..

.. Then how will the other

boys get a chance? - Excuse me.

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