Del Playa

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- Finally we're home, wait,

Dick, stop videotaping me.

- Why?

- Why are you doing it?

- Because

I just, you know--

- Who will you send

it to?

Stop videoing us.

Come on.

- Come on.

- You're addicted to Snapchat.

- Uh, no, I'm just, you know.

Addicted to that ass.

- Why is the door open?

- I don't know.

Maybe he's out and about.

- Stop, stop!

- Okay.

["My Last Date"

by Skeeter Davis]

- It's so smoky, what is this?

Girls?

Girls!

Claire?

Tiff!

Is that blood?

- That looks like it.

- Is that blood?

Tiff?

- Let's go.

- Oh my god!

Oh my god, oh my

god, call the police.

Then my love

could prove to you

That I would always

love you and be true

My plans and dreams

cannot come true

And when you say goodbye

I know I will cry

'Cause I'll know it's

my last date with you

- Claire.

Can I talk to you for a second?

- Go ahead, I'll catch up.

- Would you...

Would you like to go to the

Thriller Night Dance with me?

- Matt, I'm really, really

honored you would ask me, but,

I'm going with someone else.

Sorry.

- Tim Murphy?

- He's kind of been

my boyfriend for a while now.

- I heard you guys had--

- Broken up?

High school, we had a fight.

The rumor mill isn't

always accurate.

- I'm sorry.

- It's okay.

Really, thank you for asking.

I'm sure I'll see you there.

- Claire.

Hurry up.

- Gotta go.

Have a great day, Matt, and

don't be late for class.

- In English, it means

tenacious pine tree.

Shoshin Makaniri could easily

have given up when he took ill

but he did not, Shoshin said,

karate can be considered

conflict with oneself,

or a lifelong battle

that can only be won

through self-discipline,

hard training,

and use of one's

creative efforts.

But without self-discipline,

it will consume you

and you will fail.

Breathe!

Breathe.

Yes.

Fighting stance.

- Get off me, get off!

Chill!

Calm down, calm down!

Get off!

What the f*** is wrong with you?

- Isn't

it time to wake up?

Welcome back to

Thriller Thursdays,

and now back to our

feature presentation.

- Just

kill me already.

You sick f***.

Just do it.

Do it, f***er.

- Next Wednesday night.

- There he is.

A real Brewster, huh?

Feeling good, kid?

Hey.

You gonna ignore

me in my own house?

Can you believe

this little prick?

- Joey--

- No, don't f***in' "Joey" me.

Kid's got no respect for no one.

- I talked to him already.

- F*** you with your talk.

I'll show him some talk.

- I'll make you a sandwich.

- I'll teach you respect.

- Do you want turkey?

- You hear me?

- Joe?

- Hey!

I said did you f***in' hear me?

- Joey, it's been

a really long day already.

How about I make you a sandwich?

- Did you hear me?

- Joey!

Joey, stop!

Joey, no!

- You're gonna learn respect,

or I'm gonna kill you.

- Cool makeup.

- Thriller

Night Dance with me?

- I'm

honored you'd ask me.

- You're

gonna learn respect.

- Claire.

- Hey, Matt.

When did you get here?

When did you get here?

- Just now.

- Oh, cool.

Well, I'm glad you made it,

it took forever to decorate.

- Do you wanna dance?

- What?

- Do you wanna dance with me?

- Um, it's probably

not the best idea.

Jules!

It's just Tim and I,

he's my boyfriend,

and it's not the best.

- Hey, freak-show!

What's your deal, bro?

Hello?

Are you retarded?

I said what's your deal?

- He was just talking, Tim.

- I know.

I'm just talkin', too.

- Just leave it, Tim, it's fine.

- Babe, I know.

It's fine.

Just tryin' to have

a quick conversation

with the big guy here.

- Timmy, I said...

It's fine.

Now let's go for a walk.

- Okay.

Nevermind.

My mistake.

My mistake.

Have a good night, bud.

- Hudson!

- Hudson!

- Yo, karate chick.

- Hey, Mattie, wait up a sec.

Let me talk to you real quick.

Hey, freak-show, turn around

and talk to me like a man.

- Slow down, Speed Racer.

- Aw, sorry.

Did I say somethin' wrong?

- What's that quote, um,

"Papa was a rolling stone?"

I think that's how

the expression goes.

- Aw, look at this.

The thing is, you think

it's cool to come up

and hit on my girlfriend in

front of the whole school.

That won't do, bro.

So you can imagine

my embarrassment.

You have no respect

for what isn't yours.

Freak.

She's mine.

She chose me.

Me.

Not you.

She would never, ever,

date a fatherless

retard like yourself.

- Never.

- Yeah, like yourself.

- Like you.

- Ever.

- He's want to get down, Tim!

You got him, Tim.

- You want some of Tim Murphy?

The Tim Murphy?

Come on.

Come on, big guy.

Come on, freak!

- Kick his ass!

- You like that? That feel good?

- Come on, Tim.

- Tim!

Stop!

Matthew!

- It's okay.

- What

are you guys doing?

Matthew!

- You want more?

- No!

- Tim!

Tim!

Tim, are--

- I'm good.

- Tim, are you okay?

- I'm good.

- Tim!

Call for help!

- Tim!

- Call for help!

Baby, baby.

- You okay?

- I'm fine.

- Carolina.

What the f***?

- Claire?

- Oh, f***.

Down.

Down.

Down.

Water.

Look, see now, I can hop

with four apples up on top.

- One, two, three.

One, two, three, four.

- Perfect, look at you.

Seven apples up on the top.

- One, two, three,

four, five, six.

Or, one, two, three,

four, five, six, seven.

One, two, three, four,

five, six, seven.

- That's right,

what a lucky number.

- Claire.

- Hey!

- Hey, did you get my text?

- My phone died.

- Really?

- Yeah.

- Where were you?

- Studying.

- I went to your house

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