DeGenerazione

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The producers would like to thank the technicians

and artists who worked on this film for free...

And without whom this film would

not have been possible.

Don't try to reassure me,

this is a really bad situation...

If we go on like this

they'll f*** us up!

Relax, what can they do?

- What can they do! -

Something's not right...

Peppuccio, Ettore, Gabriele,

what happened to them?

Where they f*** are they?

Tell me!

Where do you think? They're at the

Ministry asking for an Article 28.

Stop fooling around,

I'm not in the mood.

Are we going to Venice?

What is that noise?

Answer me?

Answer me?

What the f*** is going on?

Who is it?

I haven't done anything!

What's happening to me?

Those kids are driving me crazy.

Thank God!

It was just a hallucination.

No, it's just a fun reality.

The Degenerates

HOME DELIVERY:

Good Evening

Good evening, Ma'am.

Do you remember me? I was there yesterday.

I'm the one who bought

the wooden chest.

Exactly, that's me.

Excuse me, I've been thinking about it.

It's really important to me.

My apartment looks

empty without it.

Can't you deliver it

to my home today?

What do you mean tomorrow?

I've already paid you for it.

Yes, that's true.

The problem is that

it is too late.

The delivery man has taken

the afternoon off.

I don't know...

This shouldn't be a problem.

Tell him I'll give him

a big tip.

It's not a matter of money.

The problem is he is taking the day off.

And I don't want to...

I already promised him... um...

I'm begging you. It's important.

Nicola must see the chest when he gets home.

For us, this is very important.

We're celebrating our first month

in this house. I beg you!

I don't know if...

...I can do anything.

I'm begging you!

I'd really like to help you.

At least ask the delivery man.

I'm sure he'll agree.

Very well.

I'll talk to him.

Thank you, thank you!

Please mention the big tip.

Make sure you tell him.

But you must promise to be

home after 6:
30.

I'm asking you as a

personal favor.

Please don't let me down.

Don't worry. I'll be home at

that time. No Problem.

Hello?

Alessio, what's wrong?

Really?

No, no. I Can't.

I have a commitment.

How could I do that?

Yes. Very well.

I'll be there.

But I must be

home by 6:
30.

Very good. Yes.

Francesca?

Hey, Francie

Francesca?

You must return the book

you borrowed. Bye.

Oh, so nobody's there?

I'm busy.

I don't have time for this sh*t.

If nobody is there in 10

minutes, I'm leaving.

Whatever.

RECIPES:

Hello?

Hello, who is this?

Whatever.

Finally.

Leave the door open.

I'm coming in.

Whatever.

Who are you?

Santa Claus

Now open the door

or I'll break it down!

Hey, what the f***?

Let me in now or I'll kill you!

Go away!

I don't know you!

Are sure you don't know me.

You won't let me inside?

I told you to leave.

Watch out,

Or I'll hurt you.

That's right, b*tch.

Whatever.

OK, cut the sh*t

and give me my tip.

Look... I think there's

been a mistake.

The only mistake you made

is not giving me my tip.

Now make it fast.

Uh... yeah... tip...

Just a minute, I'll get it...

- Ah, good. -

See? That's not so hard.

That son of a b*tch!

Hello? Hello!

Hello, Precinct 113.

Hello? Who's there?

Who is this?

Is someone in trouble?

Should we dispach an officer?

Hello? Hello?

Respond!

Do you need assistance?

Hello? Hel-

Hello?

Honey, the line's been busy.

I was worried.

Did you get my surprise?

Surprise? Ah...

The wood chest.

So it was delivered.

Did you give the man

a big tip?

I told them it HAD to

be delivered today.

Anyway, happy anniversary.

I should be home

in a little while.

Goodbye, my love.

I'm sorry you found

it like this.

It was supposed to

be a surprise.

Some present. You even

had to give the guy a tip.

It looks good over here, eh?

This present wasn't intended

for doing this on top of it...

But why not?

Wait here. I've got

something for you too.

Hello? Orazio.

Hi, how are you?

Here's your tip,

bastard.

Have you ever met a drunk vampire?

This isn't a joke.

Very good...

...let me tell you about it.

I didn't believe it

in the beginning, either.

It was a couple of weeks ago...

I felt lonely, so I went for a

walk by the shore.

There's a great bar down there.

I like this kind of place once in awhile.

It's nice and quaint.

Sort of quiet tonight.

- You want water, like usual? -

With ice and lemon.

- OK. -

I'll pay you at the end of the month.

Who's that guy over there?

Never saw him before.

Take my drink over there.

Mind if I join you?

My pleasure.

My name is Boris.

Boris.

You drink quite a bit.

But I hold it very well.

Boris, what do you think

about coming to my place?

I have the best Jack Daniels.

Jack Daniels. Chinese posters.

Tropical butterflies.

OK, lets go.

Lets go.

Yes, yes, lets go...

...go, go, go...

Good, good, good...

This place looks very nice.

Thank you.

Like it?

The drinks are over there.

Serve yourself.

Do you have any ice?

i don't like warm liquor.

For sure.

How old are you?

How old do you think I am?

What a gentlemen.

What if I told you...

...I was born in 1757?

I would say, you look good for your age.

I'm not kidding.

Well, you don't look that old.

But I am.

I am a vampire.

A creature of the night?

So can you transform into a bat?

But no...

That's stuff of legends.

A little ice please.

Are you surprised?

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