Decoys 2: Alien Seduction

Synopsis: Sam, a college student in a small Northwestern town, reluctantly joins his roommates in a contest to see who can hook up with the most gorgeous co-eds by the end of the semester. But when men slowly start disappearing around town, he and his friends learn that when it comes to beautiful women, it's what's inside that really matters.
Director(s): Jeffery Scott Lando
Production: Sony Pictures Entertainment
 
IMDB:
4.7
R
Year:
2007
94 min
15 Views

- What the hell?

- Oh, it's hurting my eyes.

Everything all right here?

Yeah, we're fine.

How about you, miss? Everything all right?

No one forcing you to do

anything against your will?

No, Officer.

No one's forcing me to do

anything I don't want to do.

Well, all right then.

- We have to ask. You understand?

- I understand.

Hey, she's the one forcing me.

Well, you have a nice evening now.

Stay warm.

He likes me.

You better be nice or I'll have him book you.

- On what charge?

- For being a hard-ass.

Aren't you gonna do up the window?

It's cold in here.

I think it's hot.

Who are you?

Evolution is the cornerstone

of modern biology.

Species can be arranged

on an evolutionary ladder

from bacteria and lower animals,

to higher animals

and finally up to man.

But it's not really that simple,

because nature is full of mistakes.

Any class at 8:
00 in the morning

is a huge mistake.

And what if today's mistake is

tomorrow's new dominant species?

Just because humans

are at the top of the ladder today

does not mean that we can't just be

pushed aside by a superior species.

Yes? Question?

If a higher species is threatened

with extinction, are they doomed?

Or can they survive by adapting?

If mankind was threatened by

a reduced gene pool, less genes,

less reproductive diversity,

what adaptive measures could we take

to ensure our survival?

We could mate a lot more.

In evolutionary terms,

quantity is no substitute for quality.

Ladies and gentlemen, our time is up.

We have exams next week

as all of you know,

but don't despair.

I have prevailed upon one of

my most brilliant grad students,

Luke Callahan, to leave the lab temporarily

and make himself available 24/7

for the rest of this week

to help any of you out that needs it.

24/7 is a figure of speech.

You call me after midnight

and you're gonna need some serious

adaptive survival strategies.

I have never seen him before.

He's way too gorgeous to be a grad student.

- And he's too old for you, Steph.

- Old isn't necessarily a bad thing.

Thanks.

So why didn't you talk to him?

Because I didn't come to college

to flirt with cute TAs.

I came to prepare myself

for life's challenges.

Well, isn't that life's biggest challenge?

I mean, you finding your ideal mate?

That one person that you're destined for?

You're the one who needs a cute TA.

Female, of course.

Yeah, I know. There's no such thing.

But I wouldn't mind

a lonely, well-endowed faculty wife...

No. Never work.

You're not an older woman

kind of guy, Sam.

- And how would you know?

- You need someone our age, and...

- Sexy.

- I was gonna say smart.

- And...

- Uninhibited.

No! Thoughtful. Sensitive.

She wants to jump your bones, Sam.

What're you waiting for?

You don't get it. Steph and I

are just friends, okay?

No such thing.

A guy and a girl can never just be friends.

Sure they can. Steph and I have

been best buds since middle school.

It is theoretically possible to hang out

with a chick and not want to bang her.

There is nothing more important than sex.

That's the whole point of college!

- Getting laid?

- Think about it.

College is the only time in our lives

when we will have such a

large pool of available babes.

Out in the real world our choices will be

limited, but here the odds are in our favor.

The odds?

You guys make it sound like

it's some sort of competition.

- That's not a bad idea.

- Just grow up, Nick.

Sam, think about it.

What do you guys think?

Now that your visions have come back,

how does that make you feel, Luke?

Terrified.

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