Cursed

(# ''Lil' Red Riding hood''

by Bowling for Soup)

# Who's that I see

walking in these woods?

# Why, it's Little Red Riding hood

# Hey there, Little Red Riding Hood

# You sure are looking good

# You're everything

that a big bad wolf would want

Listen to me.

# Little Red Riding Hood

# I don't think even big girls should

# Go walking

in these spooky old woods alone

# What big eyes you have

You're obsessed with him,

I'm not obsessed,

I'm just highly interested.

Come on, Let's settle this.

Girls, please, sit, sit.

Let Zela read your palms.

Oh, no. Forget it. This is stupid.

so are you. sit down.

OK, Zela, this is it.

My friend here is basically obsessed

with this guy that won't call her back

and we need to know if she should forget

him cold or hold out for the next 20 years.

Well, anyways, whatever you see,

just say 'Forget his ass'.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

I need you to read my friend's.

Blood.

- Excuse me?

- I see blood.

so much blood.

OK, that's nice, but...

You too.

You're both in danger.

Need to know?

No, Back to the guy.

It's not the guy.

It's... it's the beast you should fear.

OK.

We're done here.

- Come on, Becky. Let's go.

- Beware the moon.

It feeds in the moonlight.

You can't tell people this sh*t.

Jenny.

Lay off the crack pipe.

Jenny.

Jenny!

- I'm gonna lock up in the back.

- OK, Jos.

Hey, looks like you got a visitor.

Hey, there, boy.

Where did you come from?

Come here.

Oh.

Zipper? Zip?

Zipper. Hey, hey, Zipper.

Hey.

- Oh, there you are, I'm sorry.

- Oh, no, He's adorable.

Come here.

I'm sorry. One minute he's here.

the next minute...

Wh... Hey, uh, Brooke, right?

- Do I know you?

- Oh, yeah, We go to school together.

I sit behind you in Government,

Algebra and French.

Oh, really?

- Are you sure?

- Yeah, Brooke Mueller, Jimmy Myers.

M- u, M-y,

I've sat behind you for, like, three years.

- Oh.

- Yeah.

- OK.

- Hey, Brooke, are you ready?

Yeah, almost, Five minutes.

- I'll see you at school.

- OK, yeah, No, I know.

Hey, I know you.

- From P.E.

- His name's Billy.

- Uh, it's Jimmy.

- You're the dodgeball crotch target.

- You should really wear a cup.

- Stop it, Bo, OK?

I'm just looking out for him, He can't help it,

Every school's got one, the derogatory 'it,'

A geek on his way to fag town.

- Look, I'm not gay.

- Bummer.

You mean you're just

an ass wimp-wad for no reason?

- Yep.

- That sucks.

- Boo!

- Whoa!

You're such a dick, Bo.

Just ignore him, Jimmy.

- I think your dog is gay too.

What's with the Make-A-Wish

charity case, Brooke?

- Hey, Ellie.

- Hi.

- Hello?

- Ellie.

- Hi, Jimmy.

- I'm waiting.

Yeah, I know, I stopped by Tinsel

on my way, to see Jake.

- But I'm your brother.

- I'll be there soon.

- Well, how soon?

- I said soon, OK?

- Do you know what can happen to me?

- Yes.

I know what can happen

to a teenager on Hollywood Boulevard.

- Do you?

- OK, Quit whining.

- Fine.

- Yeah. Bye.

Perfect.

- Excellent, Excellent!

- Cool.

- OK, Looking good up there now.

- You got it.

- Ellie.

- Hi.

Hi.

- How's it going?

- We're not even close to finished.

I got four days work and the opening's

in two, I am drowning in stress.

Kiss me again.

- What are you doing here?

- That's good, I told you, That's good.

- I haven't seen you in days.

I wanted to make sure you were still alive.

What is this?

It's a medieval torture device.

Which could actually be fun later.

Come on,

I'll give you the two-second tour.

Spanish lnquisition,

Frankenstein's laboratory,

Draculas coffin,

What's that?

Oh, that.

That is a sterling replica to commemorate

the 50th anniversary of the Wolf Man.

It was donated by the Chaney estate.

Wow.

Planet Hollywood

has nothing on you guys.

Shh, we don't mention them here.

so, I was thinking,

I'll be here for the opening,

and you'll be here.

So how about we be here together?

If I was actually going to the opening.

What do you mean? You have to go.

It's your big night. You have to show off.

All I wanna do is crawl into bed

and disappear for three days.

Well, even better.

I'll crawl in too.

Excuse me,

I need a signature on this.

Damn. Can you hold on for one second?

- Right there.

- Thanks.

Yeah.

Jake?

Is there something wrong?

No. There's nothing wrong. I'm just

stressed out with work and this madness.

I just... I need some time

and some space.

OK.

Just call me, when you feel like it,

you know. No pressure.

I waited over an hour for you.

I'm sorry, OK?

- Do you want to drop it?

- For over an hour, I waited.

Yeah, well, most teenagers

have friends who give them a lift home.

- But then I couldn't inconvenience you.

- Not tonight, Jimmy, Can we just not fight?

Watch out!

- Are you OK?

- Yeah,

Zipper.

It's OK, boy.

Someone could be hurt.

Find my cellphone. Call for help.

- Hello?

- Oh, God, Help me, Please!

I'm coming.

Help me, please!

I'm coming.

I'm trying to get to you.

- Are you OK?

- Please just get me out of here, I'm stuck.

OK. OK.

Oh, God, Help!

- Help me, God.

- Can you feel your legs?

- I think so, The dashboard's just caved in.

- OK.

- Do you have a jack?

- Uh, yeah, Yeah, It's in the trunk.

All right, I'm gonna try to go get it, OK?

I'll be right back.

OK, Hurry, please!

Oh, God.

- Hello? Hello? No, no, I can't hear you.

- Sh*t, AT&&T...

Hey! Hey, hey, hey, stop! stop!

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