
Crazy Love
- Year:
- 1987
- 90 min
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Ma?
Why'd you marry Dad?
He was one of my brother's friends;
one day he just asked me
That's it?
That's it
Nothing else happened?
Really?
No
I don't believe you.
- Like what?
- He had to fight for you
- He was a fighter, all right
- And he kidnapped you
Didn't he?
Yes
Then what happened?
Then he took me to a hut
up in the mountains
I was a prisoner there
for three days
Were you scared?
Oh, Yes.
He was so strong
Then?
Then he took me
to the top of the mountain
To show me the world
He said:
All that belongs to you and me
And then he kissed me so hard,
I can still feel it
Just like a film
Better... Much better
And the tits of Mary Cobb
have each one got a knob
To play with,
to play with...
I got a present...
From the boys at work
I got something, too
What?
Later
So?
She's still got all her clothes on
She's a princess.
And the prince had to fight
for her first
Then he was allowed to marry her
You believe that crap?
Yes
Want to know
why grown-ups get married?
So they can f*ck
You know what that is, fucking?
Not really
Don't know much, do you?
- That's what grown-ups do?
- If they're not fighting
Your parents do it, too
Look
That's your mother
And that's your father
And that's fucking
Like to try it?
Listen
To f*ck well,
you have to learn to kiss well
I know how to kiss
With your tongue?
That's kissing...
Don't worry.
I've scored here loads of times
You're lucky. That's Kathy,
she's the hottest of them all
Go and sit next to her,
or someone else will get her
- Look at her teeth!
- Then look at her legs
Don't tell me
you blew a chance like that!
I didn't know what to do
And now, ladies and gentlemen!
The most beautiful women in the world
And let me introduce you
to Tiger Rita!
And right here the one and only
Eva Pavlova, the terror of Warsaw!
See their breasts?
They're topped with nipples
When you rub them,
they get stiff
And when they get stiff,
you know you're in business. Got it?
Here, this'll make you feel better
I never saw a woman like that before
- Beautiful...
- No, hot!
it's her...
What a woman!
Come on. Now you'll see
what fucking is
Mummy! Can we go?
- Play some more. Here
- No...
The ginger one is Theo.
He's in my class
Didn't know his mother was like that
- Can I come?
- Of course not...
Bloody hell!
That ginger bastard
I thought they were really
going to do it
Right in front of us
That'd have been worth seeing
Yes, but I've never been there
Then it's time we went there to play
Tomorrow
You sure it's here?
Yes
What a woman
Theo?
I never saw a woman
like that before
- I'm horny as a rabbit
- Me, too
I need to cool down
That's better
I need some water too
This may be your big day, kid
I can't
Don't be scared.
She's blind drunk
She won't wake up
What shall I do?
Remember what that bloke
at the fair did to her?
Do the same as him
Go on
- She smells good
- Because she's horny
Lie down on top of her.
Lie down
I still haven't done it
I'll show you something
that'll make you feel better
Watch now
But make sure
you don't do it too often
Or go crazy
Ma, dad didn't kidnap you, did he?
No
Why did you lie to me?
Because you're so young
Everything is ugly
No. There are many beautiful things
in life, son
Go to sleep now
- You must be nervous
- Why's that?
It's your last day at school
I can still remember
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