Crazy Love

Ma?

Why'd you marry Dad?

He was one of my brother's friends;

one day he just asked me

That's it?

That's it

Nothing else happened?

Really?

No

I don't believe you.

You're leaving something out

- Like what?

- He had to fight for you

- He was a fighter, all right

- And he kidnapped you

Didn't he?

Yes

Then what happened?

Then he took me to a hut

up in the mountains

I was a prisoner there

for three days

Were you scared?

Oh, Yes.

He was so strong

Then?

Then he took me

to the top of the mountain

To show me the world

He said:

All that belongs to you and me

And then he kissed me so hard,

I can still feel it

Just like a film

Better... Much better

And the tits of Mary Cobb

have each one got a knob

To play with,

to play with...

I got a present...

From the boys at work

I got something, too

What?

Later

So?

She's still got all her clothes on

She's a princess.

They always dress in white

And the prince had to fight

for her first

Then he was allowed to marry her

You believe that crap?

Yes

Want to know

why grown-ups get married?

So they can f*ck

You know what that is, fucking?

Not really

Don't know much, do you?

- That's what grown-ups do?

- If they're not fighting

Your parents do it, too

Look

That's your mother

And that's your father

And that's fucking

Like to try it?

Listen

To f*ck well,

you have to learn to kiss well

I know how to kiss

With your tongue?

That's kissing...

And here's where you learn it

Don't worry.

I've scored here loads of times

You're lucky. That's Kathy,

she's the hottest of them all

Go and sit next to her,

or someone else will get her

- Look at her teeth!

- Then look at her legs

Don't tell me

you blew a chance like that!

I didn't know what to do

And now, ladies and gentlemen!

The most beautiful women in the world

Step right up! Step right up!

And let me introduce you

to Tiger Rita!

And right here the one and only

Eva Pavlova, the terror of Warsaw!

See their breasts?

They're topped with nipples

When you rub them,

they get stiff

And when they get stiff,

you know you're in business. Got it?

Here, this'll make you feel better

I never saw a woman like that before

- Beautiful...

- No, hot!

If anyone can teach you,

it's her...

What a woman!

Come on. Now you'll see

what fucking is

Mummy! Can we go?

- Play some more. Here

- No...

The ginger one is Theo.

He's in my class

Didn't know his mother was like that

- Can I come?

- Of course not...

Bloody hell!

That ginger bastard

I thought they were really

going to do it

Right in front of us

That'd have been worth seeing

Know where Ginger lives?

Yes, but I've never been there

Then it's time we went there to play

Tomorrow

You sure it's here?

Yes

What a woman

Theo?

I never saw a woman

like that before

- I'm horny as a rabbit

- Me, too

I need to cool down

That's better

I need some water too

This may be your big day, kid

I can't

Don't be scared.

She's blind drunk

She won't wake up

What shall I do?

Remember what that bloke

at the fair did to her?

Do the same as him

Go on

- She smells good

- Because she's horny

Lie down on top of her.

Lie down

I still haven't done it

I'll show you something

that'll make you feel better

Watch now

But make sure

you don't do it too often

You might get a crooked back

Or go crazy

Ma, dad didn't kidnap you, did he?

No

Why did you lie to me?

Because you're so young

Everything is ugly

No. There are many beautiful things

in life, son

Go to sleep now

- You must be nervous

- Why's that?

It's your last day at school

I can still remember

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