Corner Gas: The Movie

Synopsis: As the town of Dog River goes bankrupt the residents of the town must pack up and move out. However our favourite citizens make one last-ditch effort to save Dog River.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): David Storey
  1 nomination.
90 min

How long has it been?

April 13, 2009.

No way.

You sure?

Well, I can't be 100% sure

since I don't know

what you're talking about.

Wanda, has it been that long?

Oh, at least.

We're talking about the last time you

took a shower, right?

No. That was Tuesday.

Uh, no, Monday.

No, I was asking

how long it's been

since anything exciting's happened

around here.

Well, that guy came through town a

couple of months ago

wearing a tuxedo,

on his way to a wedding

or a funeral or something.

It was probably a wedding.

I mean, you don't wear a top hat to a


I don't know.

I mean,

if you didn't like the guy,

you might pull out

all the stops.

Nothing exciting

ever happens around here.

Open the till

and put the money in a bag!

- Money! Now!

- O-Okay, okay.

Did you bring your own bag?

Otherwise, I got to

charge you a nickel.

Well, how would it be

if I blow your head off

and charge you 50 cents

for the shell?

Well, that's not

a fair comparison at all.


Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

- Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

- Aah!

Where did you learn

how to do that?

Oh, I've only seen every Jean-Claude Van

Damme movie

like a hundred thousand times.

I'm more of a Jackie Chan...



Never bring just one gun

to a robbery.


No more violence.


Wanda, are you okay?

I knew it!

You... should not...

have done that.

Yeah, fry him, Wanda!


Brent, Wanda's a...

You're a robot, too?

No, you idiot.

I'm just bionic.

Wolf man!

Finally get to see a robot

fight a werewolf.

Baggage... for... Flight... 687.

Baggage... for Flight 687.

...will be dispensed

on carousel two.

Baggage for Flight 687

will be dispensed...

G " Laser fur!

Are you Hank Yarbo?

Oh. Are you...

newspaper lady?

Tina Fuller.

The National Star.

Oh, hey.

- Hank Yarbo.

- Yes.

- We established that.

- Oh, yeah, right.

Shall we?

Oh, yeah.

You can tell me

that your dog ran away

Then tell me

that it took three days

I've heard every joke

I've heard everything you say

You think

there's not a lot goin' on

But look closer, baby,

you're so wrong

I roll my eyes back

into my happy place

I'm always gonna need

this sense of space

And in the amber wave

under a rolling cloud

I can't hear what you say

'cause you're talking so loud

How many times

you gonna get me wrong?

Yeah, yeah, yeah

You think

there's not a lot goin' on

Well, this must be

pretty exciting for you, huh?

Traveling around the country,

judging the "Quaintest Town

in Canada" contest.

It's my lifelong dream.

Yeah? Oh.

Well, none of them can be

as quaint as Dog River.

I've been here my whole life.

It's awesome.

With the rain,

you could get lightning on you

Strikes twice

You better believe it

Under a sky that's always wrapped around


There's not a lot goin' on

You think

there's not a lot goin' on

That's not

a very welcoming sight.

Oh, my God, no!

Oh, my God!

Shouldn't we help him?

Get him!

Hey, you better

get out of my face!

Do you have any idea

who you're dealing with?


Oh, that's new.

But, you know sometimes

accidents happen.

This is insane!

I don't know what you people consider

quaint, but this is...

- Aaah!

- Whoa!


- Who was that?

- That was Brent Leroy.

He used to be my best friend.

What the hell is going on here?

Oh. Well, it wasn't

always like this.

It all started not so long ago.

Are you gonna

tell me the story or...

Oh, yeah, sure.


It all started not so long ago.

- Why does it keep doing that?

- I don't know.

It's not the bulbs because,


I don't know.

Does anyone know

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Brent Butt

Brent Butt (born August 3, 1966) is a Canadian actor, comedian, and writer. He is best known for his role as Brent Leroy on the CTV sitcom Corner Gas, which he co-created. He also created the hit TV show Hiccups and the 2013 film No Clue. more…

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