Colkatay Columbus

Synopsis: 'Colkatay Columbus' is a satirical film which is set in present day, modern Kolkata. Where people are busy with their own lives and struggles, which leaves them in constant need of a rescuer or a hero who will be there for them in their time of need. It's a full on family entertainer.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
126 min

^Come with me.

Didn't you want to watch shooting?

Come with me.

Look at that!

That's a small shooting floor

in Tollygunge.

And the movie's name is

Easily Available Bathroom.

Give me Rs. 100, go in and pay Re 1.

You may meet Mr. Uttam Kumar inside.

He is a gentleman.

Don't forget to see his royal sword.

Ms. Suchitra Sen is shooting

on the right side.

But you won't be able

to meet her now.

Didn't I say that Ms. Sen

would refuse to meet anyone?

That's the reason

the woman is crying.

She is crying! Just look!

But don't you worry about her.

I will help you see Uttam Kumar

from up close if possible.

Where are you going, sir?

Why are you looking at that boy?

Meet Mr. Uttam Kumar!

What are you doing?

Do you want to see Shukno Lanka?

That won't be possible.

Mr. Mithun Chakraborty has worked in it.

Do you know a good math tutor?

Will he come home to teach?

I've checked out at least 20 jobs per day,

for the last 30 days.

I've appeared for interviews

and filled up forms.

Everyone teases me now.

Everyone manages to get a job,

but not me.

The beautiful city of Kolkata.

It's the city of friends and fun.

It's the city of joy,

victory and defeat.

Cell phones in this city

become Pandora's box!

Whenever you switch them on,

your life is surrounded by problems.

Ego problem.

Mails, some unsent messages

dating, homework,

meetings, appointments

and if you get a chance,

a few pictures of Sunny Leone.

That's really unbearable, just like me.

The watch says it's 7:10 a.m.

I am Mirchi Sam. You are listening

to Radio Mirchi. It's hot!

We are bringing you traffic update

and back to back songs.

I'll return after

3 minutes and 20 seconds.

Keep listening to Hi, Kolkata.

I'm calling from

Lalbazar Traffic Control.

Right now, the traffic

in Kolkata is quite normal.

I don't have any information

regarding disturbances.

There will be a march around 1 p.m.

from College Street to CR Avenue.

Between 800-1000 people

will participate in it.

But we hope that won't

affect the traffic.

Soumik Gupta, alias Sam.

He changed from Soumik to Sam

for the sake of image.

He keeps his surname a secret.

After his dad threw

him out of his house

he came to Kolkata from Birbhum.

After working hard for eight years,

Sam has become self-dependent.

Sam lives in the house

of his friend's uncle with him.

He doesn't have to pay rent there.

Sam may use a cell phone

worth Rs. 14,000

but he has never called his family

in the last eight years.

And he is trying to record

a music album of his own.

Monalisa won't do.

And what about Shakira?

What do you see in her?

She has so many colors

in her hair! Disgusting!

I'm more interested in her dad.

He owns a fuel station.

He spends hundreds of thousands

at dance bars. What does that mean?

That means, he is a music lover

and I want to make a music album.

Don't you think that

the bond will be strong?

I saw the messages

that she sent to you.

What are you wearing?

What does that mean?

Why would my clothes

make a difference to my music?

That's nonsense. Ignore all that.

Listen. I'm sure your album

will be released.

What's the hurry?

- Shakira is calling me.


Won't you eat?

Do what you like.

- Okay. Yes, tell me.


Your dad wants to have bitter gourd!

Okay. I can't bring it today, darling.

May I do it tomorrow?

Okay! Bye! See you!


The girl who just left is Sneha.

Had she not been with me,

I wouldn't have become an RJ.

I share things with her.

Just a couple of hours before my show

Sneha goes on-air on the same channel

with Sharada Is Still Alive.

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