
Cheech and Chong's The Corsican Brothers
- Year:
- 1984
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History abounds
in stories of men...
who rose to meet
the challenge of destiny...
brave men, touched
by the fire and passion...
of revolution.
This is a story torn...
from the romantic and violent
pages of history...
a true story
of two noble brothers...
of the bond of sympathy
that united them...
and of their devotion
to a just cause.
Their daring adventures have
been too long unremembered...
did not seek personal glory.
But, on this bright summer day
in Paris...
fate is about to take a hand.
No!
1, 2...
Woolly bully,
please shave your jaws
Fromage
Woolly bully,
please shave your jaws
Woolly bully,
please shave your jaws
Fromage
Eggs and bacon marmalade
Everybody!
Woolly bully,
please shave your jaws
Fromage
Come on, everybody!
Woolly bully,
please shave your jaws
Fromage
Eggs and bacon marmalade
All right, got it!
OK, Sonny.
Go in there and check security.
All right, E..
Come on, sit down.
Coast clear.
I think I'll sit...
there.
Monsieur Schmengoid...
seafood plate.
Oh, man, no wonder Elvis
never toured over here.
They don't speak English.
Hey, how much money
we make today?
We made a pile today.
I don't know.
But don't you love it, man?
In America, they'd arrest us
for playin' on the street.
Here, they pay us to leave.
That's culture, hoss.
Don't you forget it.
Hey, what's this?
It's what you ordered.
Seafood plate.
Seafood plate.
Get it out of here!
Go on. The King's allergic.
Can't eat clams unless
they're attached to something.
Don't forget that.
Do you realize we've
revolutionized rock, man?
Do you know how many places...
we haven't played
where they won't want us?
That's a revolutionary thought.
Rock and roll, man.
That's what's gonna
change the world, you know?
A lot of people think
there's gonna be...
a revolution?
It's gonna be
a music revolution.
Rock and roll, man.
You! You have the mark!
Your arm! Your lip!
You have the mark!
He has the mark!
You have the mark!
Are you brothers?
Yeah, we're the Marx Brothers.
I have something
so important to tell you.
But first...I need money.
Give her some money.
It's coming...
I need more money...
It's coming...
Give her some more money.
She'll come quicker.
Money, more money...
OK.
I'll tell you the first part.
She'll tell us the first part.
A long time ago, on an island
far, far away...
the lives of the brothers were
marked by irony and intrigue.
Their father was a rich
and powerful aristocrat...
and, had it not been
for a romantic indiscretion...
of his passionate young wife...
raised as gentlemen...
and we would
have no story to tell.
...boiling water.
Basins of it!
Le chaud, le chaud!
Go away!
Widen it!
You can see the hole!
Pull...
and...
get the bar behind you!
Pull it out...
right now!
Push!
And push!
Push!
Work on it!
Push!
Push! Come on!
It's coming.
Fine!
Now, pull, pull!
Pull!
Pull!
Pull...
Oh, we made it!
Oh...
Thank God!
Now--
Oh my God!
Despite the tragic loss
of their fathers...
Lucien and Louie,
as they were called...
spent a happy childhood
humbly raised as peasants.
Ma! Ma! Ma!
Let's have it.
Mine!
Their humble upbringing
could not disguise the fact...
that these
were no ordinary peasants.
They betrayed their origins...
by a bond of sympathy
so extraordinary...
that each
could feel the joy or pain...
of the other in his place.
And as the years passed...
a heavy load to bear.
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