Charley and the Angel

Synopsis: Charley is a workaholic family man that finds out from an angel that his "number's up" and he will be dying soon so he tries to change his ways and be a better husband and father with the time he has left.
Director(s): Vincent McEveety
Production: Buena Vista Pictures
93 min

I said, "Look, lady, the seats haven't

gotten smaller...

...your ass has gotten bigger. "

I'm sorry, sir. This cabin is

restricted to first class.

Are you looking for this?

Can I get you anything?

Scotch. Blended. Straight.

This is your captain speaking.

We've got a report

of some turbulence ahead.

Please return to your seats

and fasten your seat belts...

...and remain there until we release

the fasten-your-seat-belt sign.

I hear birds can't fly this high.

I hear only angels can.

Where's the bomb?

I am the bomb.

- Shall I pour your scotch?

- No, I'll take the bottle.

Another movie from an old TV show.

What are you gonna do?

Walk out.

Very funny.

No, it isn't.

What are you doing?!

What are you doing?! Get off of me!

Help me! Help me!

Help me! Be careful!

Nice flight?

You crazy bastard!

I think you mean "crazy b*tch. "

What is this?

What's going on here?

Damn, I hate to fly.

No way! No way!

What's with that?!

Who are you people?!

Who are you people?!

Once upon a time, there were three

very different little girls.

...who grew up to be

three very different women.

- Making her a five-day champion.

Way to go, Natalie.

They have three things in common:

They're brilliant, beautiful...

I'm going to be all over you!

You will be kissing my ass...

...and they work forme.

My name is Charlie.

- Let's go this way.

- No!

This way!

Wait. I'm not a yo-yo!

Good morning, Starfish.

Good morning, Chad.

Sweet Chad.

I figured we could have a little


And then, maybe, after...

...we could have a little Chad.

Hold that thought.

Yes, I'll be right in.

Isn't that just the luck?

I can make something besides eggs.

No, it's not the eggs.

Is it the boat?

It's not the boat. I have to go.

Is it the Chad?

It might be the Chad.

It's the Chad!

It's the Chad!

Eduardo, move me.

Good morning.

I signed the waiver, so feel free

to stick things in my slot.


No problem.

Hey! I'll be right in.

I want to get one thing straight

between us.

Go ahead. We're past keeping secrets

at this point.

This is going to be long...

...hard and rough.

Sometimes when it's rough,

I just get there faster.

If you don't defuse this bomb,

L.A. Will be an underwater attraction.

Which wire?

The red one or the blue one?

That is not helping.

Ooh, my muffins.

This is stupid, anyway.

Why wouldn't I just yank the wire?

They're dummy wires, honey.

The real mechanism is inside.

Trip the external feedback circuit,

the bomb will detonate.


For a bikini waxer,

you know a lot about bombs.

Isn't it amazing how much information

you can learn off the Internet?

I'll be right there.

When do I get to meet this Charlie?

Charlie's not a very social person.

But Charlie's a chick though, right?

I mean, definitely a woman, right?

I can't keep up this facade

with Jason anymore.

Who wants a man who's intimidated

by a strong woman?

They come on nice until they find out

I can shatter a block with my head.

I love that trick.

Blueberry muffins.

I made them from scratch.


Sounds good.

These look great, Alex.

Oh, my God.

What's this?

Chinese fighting muffin.

Nothing to laugh about.

My buddy took a fighting muffin in the

chest, he went home in 4 Ziploc bags.

They're not Chinese. They're not

fighting. They're blueberry.

Are you okay?

She's having secret-identity trouble.

Aren't we all?



...all my Angels...

...the heart is a muscle.

In bodybuilding,

we exercise the muscle...

...and it grows bigger and stronger.

It's the same with the heart.

I must have the heart of a rhino.

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