Celal ile Ceren

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# It was only me

# there was no you

# why be so scared of love...

# ask your heart this question

# why these problems with love

# break those chains

# and may it beat again

# you're here and gone

# you're intoxicated

# why be so scared of love

# are you the only one to get lost

# in the sea of love

# as for me, I lost myself

# in your breath

# the road is long

# dreams are short

# love is real

# is it love that's false

# you're the only one left

# who hasn't tasted love

# in this world

You're not going to that

bachelor party, Celal.

But one of my best friends

is getting married.

He's throwing a bachelor party

and you expect me not to go?

If I don't go to iko Mehmet's party

I'll be a laughing stock.

Don't even think about it.

We've been together for 6 years.

You've never mentioned him once.

Who is this iko Mehmet?

He's one of our group. An unassuming guy.

That's why you haven't heard of him.

What's the name of the girl this

iko Mehmet guy is marrying?

The name of the girl...

They're keeping it a secret, Ceren.

Her identity hasn't been revealed yet.

Half of the invitation is blank.

- I swear he hasn't told us.

- Nonsense! That's a dumb excuse.

Look, Ceren, sweetie. I'm going.

I'll wish him the best, then come home

like a perfect gentleman.

If you were a perfect gentleman,

you wouldn't be going to Aksaray.

Don't push it.

Everyone knows about

the girls in Aksaray.

Everyone knows what they get up to.

Don't provoke me, Celal.

What's wrong with Aksaray?

We're going to watch performances...

...by light-skinned girls from the Balkans

and Russia who have a certain standing...

...who've had ballet training, know what

they're doing, and are really hot.

Then we'll watch two or three

belly dancers do their thing.

We might stick some money

in their cleavage, just to help.

That's how it's done.

If you go to that bachelor party

this relationship is over.

The end of"Celal and Ceren".

Get it?

- I'm going, Ceren.

- You're not going.

- I'm going.

- You're not going.

- I have to go.

- You're not going.

You're not going to that bachelor party.

- I'll go at 11:
00 and come back at 1:00.

- You're not going anywhere.

- I'll go at midnight and come back at 3:00.

- You're not going.

Then I'll go at 9:00 and come back

tomorrow morning.

Look here. Stop it.

I'm going to smack you.

- Look Ceren, I have to go.

- You're not going, or it's over.

But, Ceren...

If you go to that party

you'll neversee me again.

Give me that transit pass.

Give me the pass at least!

Dad, look. My big brother's coming.

Where have you been?

You big lug.

Dad, there was an accident on the bridge.

Traffic was terrible.

What bridge? What bridge do you

take to get here?

How do I get here, Dad?

How do I get to Karaky?

Do you expect me to go via Tarabyast?

I go along Barbaros Boulevard.

Zincirlikuyu feeds into Levent.

The traffic's always horrible.

- He's lying, Dad.

- Look, you've gonna get a smack.

Go inside. Get the equipment.

We're going to an installation.

- Have him come too.

- No, he has some business with me.

I swear, he really got on my

nerves this morning.

A bunch of guys going to Aksaray

for a bachelor party. Yeah, right.

We're talking about Celal.

Just let him go.

- What can he get up to in Aksaray?

- That's men for you.

You can't trust them. And they get

him to drink this thing called "rocket".

Afterthat, my boy totally loses it.

Those no-good friends of his get him

to drink it. It's his weakness.

- Then it gets dangerous.

- That's what I've been saying.

Are you thick orwhat?

What kind of friends are you?

I told my boss about it and

asked her.

"Can I go?"

"No, you can't. "

I didn't insist. I asked,

and she didn't let me.

Ceren's the one in charge.

Sorry about that.

I'm not coming. Go have fun.

Don't try to force me.

I'm tired, anyway.

What do you mean you're not coming?

How did that happen?

You make me sick.

You've turned into a total pushover!

Be a man!

Bang your fist on the table

and say, "I'm going out. "

Don't get me started!

Don't try to get out of it!

I've given 6 years to this relationship.

I can't spoil everything now.

I have responsibilities. Do you

think I'm desperate forsex like you?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's that?

- A ring.

- An engagement ring.

This girl's going to be my wife some day.

My life companion.

I have an idea.

Why not go without telling her?

That's right. She'll never know.

She'll think you're sleeping. Come on.

No, guys. Please.

I want to go with you.

I really do. And I'm almost ready

to let you talk me into it.

But please don't.

What are you up to?

Have your friends gone?

They're gone, gone, gone.

I'm all on my own, darling.

Good for you, sweetie.

You listen to your Ceren.

You don't make me repeat myself.

You don't go to nightclubs.

I could gobble you up.

I could gobble you up, too,

but... but... but...

...but there's a lot more

I'd like to eat.

My J-Lo lookalike.

My little baby, my cow, my p*ssy-wussy.

What do mean, cow? Celal?

I didn't say anything bad, sweetie.

You know I don't likejokes like that.

What's a p*ssy-wussy?

It was a compliment.

Okay. I forgive you.

Right, darling. My battery

is almost gone.

I'm telling you so you don't get mad

if you can't reach me.

Sweet dreams, then.

Okay, dear. Okay. Hang up now.

- You hang up.

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