Capture the Flag

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"It is an honor...

and a privilege to be here today

on behalf of

all peaceful men

from every nation in the world".

Come on, Mike, pass!

Over here, dude!

No way, man!

Hey! Did you see that?

She looked at me!

Focus, guys!

You're so basic...

Wake up, Amy!

We gotta get the flag back!

Calm down, I'm on it!

Marty, go and help her!

"No problemo"!

Time to try my Super Speed!

Isn't that a lawn mower?

It was!

Now it's the Marty-Turbo...

Oh!

Yeah!

Dude! You're going the wrong way!

Well done, Amy!

Hey, Amy!

Here!

Let me help! I'm on my own!

Amy! It's me, Marty!

OK... Ah!

Ah, ouch... ah!

Oh... Yeah! Yeah! I've got the flag!

Look out, Marty!

Oh... Oh!

'Sup, loser?

Ready to lose?

Not this time...

Awesome, man! Bring it to our base!

I'll go under the docks!

Yeah! The Moneyball move!

Do it! Do it!

What...?! Don't listen to Carrothead,

it's too dangerous!

Moneyball... here I go!

He's dodging all of them like a boss!

Ouch!

Oh...

Right in the face.

That was awesome!

If you'd achieved

the Moneyball,

I'd have put it on the school blog,

on the cover, for real!

If he'd done it he'd now be

dating the blonde girl,

but miracles don't exist!

... But we were close.

That's the problem, man.

We're always close...

instead of there.

Bye, losers!

What's that dude got

that I don't?

You mean besides being hot, having

muscles and having won three

surf contests?

Ouch, that hurts!

Ha, ha! So funny...

Hey, Igor! What's up, little guy?

Did you miss me

you little Godzilla?

How well did you see us with

your new Marty-Glasses? They're cool, huh?

He so couldn't live without you...

I know, we're thick as thieves.

He's always by my side.

Argh! Marty-Parachute!

Marty-Parachute!

I'm heading back, guys. We're

celebrating my dad's birthday

and my mom wants my grandfather

to come for dinner.

Cheer up, it's your grandfather!

You obviously don't know

the old geezer.

Er... good luck!

They delayed the mission

until 2022!

I've been training and trying

more space suits

than a model, for nothing!

Honey, it's your birthday.

Try to enjoy

the rest of the day.

Hey buddy, how did you do

at the beach? Did you capture

the flag?

No, I fell. Again...

Mike's a loser, Mike's a...

Shut up, you brat.

Is Grandpa Frank really

coming to have dinner this time?

Don't get too excited.

Scott?

Uh... I'll wait in the car.

Honey...

You're wasting your time!

I see you are as stubborn

as your father.

Three, two, one...

Oh!

Yeah!

That was awesome!

Is that Grandpa?

I'm alright,

I'm alright!

He's not coming.

So there won't be a cake?

That's too bad...

Of course we'll have a cake, ladybug.

Yeah!

Cake, cake, yes!

If granpa doesn't want to see us,

why you still try?

Because I promised you grandma Rose

that I would do anything I could

to get them to make peace.

So that we could be a family again.

But... if Grandpa doesn't want to,

why can't we just leave him alone?

Oh, Mike, never forget this:

your grandfather is

part of this family.

And there's nothing more important

than family.

That's why we can't

give up, alright?

"His grandfather

reinvented the oil industry!"

"His father was the great

visionary of nuclear energy!"

"And today Richard Carson III owns

the biggest energy empire in the world!"

Ladies and gentlemen,

let's welcome Richard Carson

with a big round of applause!

Yeah!

How can that guy

be on TV?

He owns the channel.

What's up babe?

Looking good!

I love you, Carson!

Have it, baby!

Ah!

Oh!

Mr. Carson?

Yeah!

Yeah! Yeah!

Mr. Carson...

Mr. Carson, you were going to

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