Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie
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Dreamworks Animation presents...
In association with...
Tree House Comix, Inc.!
Inc., Inc., Inc.
All right, okay. So.
A long, long,
hang, tong time ago...
in a galaxy far, faraway...
there was a planet called
Underpantyworld.
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Okay, go.
That's perfect.
That's perfect. Okay.
Underpantyworld was
a peaceful planet
where everybody wore
only underwear.
Until it started to blow up
for some reason.
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh.
Da-da.
Meanwhile, the leaders
of Underpantyworld...
wife, Princess Pantyhose...
saved their baby
by stretching his underwear
really far...
and then
they shot him into space.
Godspeed, little Underpants.
Wheel
Wheel
And then he crashed on Earth,
where he was raised
by some nice...
Dolphins?
Yeah, dolphins.
Just go with it.
Okay, fine.
Goo-goo, gah-gah.
Tra-la-la-la-la-Ia.
But the space baby grew up fast.
Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
It's an egg salad sandwich.
And guess what? I'm rotten.
Faster than
a speeding waistband.
More powerful
- than boxer shorts.
- Yay!
Captain Underpants.
Owie.
Able to leap tall buildings
without getting a wedgie.
Hey, all right.
Good for you, pal.
Now put on some clothes,
you weirdo.
No way.
I fight for truth, justice,
and all that is
pre-shrunk and cottony.
For I am...
Captain Underpants!
The origin issue.
It's so good. We should've
done an origin issue ages ago.
Yeah, like, first.
You know, I'm not sure
about the dolphins, though.
Yeah, I know. It's just...
I didn't know if it was
like, good weird or bad weird.
Like, is it something...
The origin issue!
I've told you two
a thousand times
not to draw
these idiotic comics!
Freeze!
Hey, everybody!
Wait one second.
Hi. I'm George Beard.
And this is my best friend,
Harold Hutchins.
Hey. Ah, man.
It's okay. We got more ideas.
and I love to tell stories.
And this old guy looking angry
right here...
well, this is the worst
principal in the world...
Mr. Krupp.
Mean old Mr. Krupp.
Hates anything fun.
Like comic books...
recess...
Christmas.
Ho, ho, whoa!
Even kittens!
Oh, my goodness.
Did that really happen?
Uh, no, not technically.
But it might as well have!
I'm sorry.
I'm still mad about the comic.
Yeah, me too.
And unfreeze.
In my office, now!
I don't know.
Do you think he fell
asleep with his eyes open?
Maybe. Let's try and leave
and see what happens.
Door lock activated.
Wow. That's an expensive door.
magnetic automatic door closer...
and the music and arts programs.
Pretty sure
I made the right choice.
This morning's school sign
is supposed to read...
are today."
So can either of you explain
why it now reads...
"Come see my hairy armpits?"
I know you two are responsible.
How? How do you know?
Do you have any proof?
I mean,
this is a country of laws.
The proof is here.
Inside my gut.
He must have
a lot of proof in there.
Quiet fives.
Quiet fives.
Hmm.
Ever since you attended
this elementary school...
you've been responsible
Shh...
Wow, that's a lot of pranks.
Yeah, when it's cut
all together like that,
you really get a sense
of the scope.
Some of those must've been
really hard to pull off.
And dangerous.
Like that tiger'
Oh, that tiger was crazy.
For four long years...
you two have been disrupting
the carefully calibrated,
drone-like beehive...
that this elementary school
is supposed to be.
I may not be able
to prove it yet...
but I'm gonna get you two
one day.
One day very, very soon.
All right.
Fair enough.
Get out of my office. Now!
You see what we're up against?
And that's just a typical day
More like
Jerome Horwitz Penitentiary.
Hey, guys-
What's going on, Tommy?
Same old, same old.
Poor kid.
Time to have fun with history.
Memorize these dates.
1827,1853,1914,1926.
First graders.
Always hits them the hardest.
Hold on a sec.
So that's why we do what we do.
He's left us no choice.
Our pranks and practical jokes
are the last line of defense...
against the injustice
of our terrible principal.
Well, well, well.
I heard you both got into
a bit of the old trouble today.
How'd you hear that, Melvin?
Did you tattle-tale on us?
Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.
I did.
Someone has to
stand up for the Man.
No one has to
stand up for the Man.
That's the whole point
of the Man.
He stands up
for himself, Melvin.
Respectfully disagree.
Attention, everyone.
Principal Krupp here
with an announcement.
This Saturday ts the mandatory
Invention Convention.
Boo!
Oh, what?
Yes!
That's our third Saturday
this month!
You must he here with
your inventions at 8:00 am.
Is there no justice?
I know that's early
for Saturday, but don't worry.
You should be done by 9:00...
Pm
Tree house?
Tree house.
Welcome to
the world headquarters
of Tree House Comix, Inc.
Yep. This is
where the magic happens.
Not, like, actual magic.
No, we're not
practicing the dark arts.
No, here we just hang out
and make comics
and try to
make each other laugh.
That's how we became friends.
This is me in kindygarten.
And this is me.
George and I aren't friends yet.
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