Come on, boy.
- Whoo!|- Whoo!
No more fucking finals!
Hey, don't do it!|Don't go to college.
- Bert, got any more smokes?|- No.
So I'm fat. So what?|I hope she's not anorexic.
Put her there, sport!
What's the matter?|Cat got your tongue?
- Jesus!|- God damn it, Dennis, no!
No, Dennis, no!
No, don't hit him|or anything.
Everybody knows not|to sit next to Dennis.
I'll get you a towel.
What are you saying exactly?
I'm just saying,|if such an incident
- you might be held liable.|- Jeff, save it for law school.
What's your name?
If you're interested|in really good glasswork,
it's cheap,|but it's an antique.
Some of those bottles|up there
are dated|before the Civil War.
And over there,|I used to have-
in that empty space,|I used to have
And this woman came in here|with the palsy, the poor soul.
She thought|they were so cute,
and broke them all|to damn pieces.
So I took her in the back and gave her|some coke and ammonia.
I thought she was|gonna have a spell.
We should get something|for your mom to say thanks.
How about some fox piss?
- My mom would love fox piss.|- Oh Lord, don't drop that.
If you do,|that's powerful stuff.
All the foxes around|would come down here.
You'd have friends|you'd never had before.
You all here for a vacation?
Yeah, we're renting|a cabin for a week.
That's nice. And if you go|in the woods...
- be very careful.|- Why, what's in the woods?
Tommy, get those kids|their sandwiches.
They're all wrapped up.
- So, what's the fox urine for?|- That's for foxes.
- What's the rifle for?|- That's for niggers.
- That's $56 even.|- Okay.
Anything I can do|for you, friend?
No, I think that's...
You all have|a good vacation now.
- You too.|- Come back and see me.
Thanks a lot, man.|You have a nice day.
Did that guy|just say, "n*gger"?
Yeah, you|don't have to repeat it.
You can call it the "n" word.
Boy, you want to give me|one good reason
Sorry, man.|My bad.
All right. Enjoy.
|What's wrong with you, dude?
All right, make a left.|- Jeff: Here?
Oh, and then down here...|- Bert: Stop the car!
I left my Mott's apple juice|back at the store!
Oh my God.|- Come on!
No, we're not going back.|- Come on!
I'm sure this river|is in the map, right?
There's no way|that this is on the map.
It is on the map.|Do you want to look?
This map's for Cincinnati.
Fine, f*ck it.|We'll go this way.
|Oh my gosh. Wow.
Enjoy your vacation|from all of us
Oh my God, Jeff,|check it out.
lts view is so beautiful.
The view of the shrubs...
and the bush|and the antlers.
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