Butcher Boys

[UPBEAT MARIACHI MUSIC]

Singing in Spanish

Continued singing

Singing in Spanish

Singing continues

No ifs, ands, or buts, okay?

I'm going to.

Speaking Spanish

Question in Spanish

Answers in Spanish

Speaking Spanish

Answers in Spanish

Speaking Spanish

Answers in Spanish

Speaking Spanish

Answers in Spanish

Speaking Spanish

[ENGINE RUMBLING]

Speaking Spanish

[ATMOSPHERIC PERCUSSIVE MUSIC]

[RADIO FUZZING IN AND OUT]

Only the female

of the species has the goods.

What's any of this have to do

with getting high?

I mean, we were talking about...

[ANGRY CHANTING AND YELLING]

Stop the killing!

Animals are people too!

I hope you choke on the bones!

Tofu licker!

Mr. And Ms. Graves.

What's with the tree huggers?

How are you, sir?

Against eating meat.

Must not be from around here.

[PHONE RINGING]

We're here.

Very well.

You'll have to excuse me.

Barbie's a slut.

Oh, I'm madly in love with her.

I can't help it.

She gives me blow jobs

in the parking lot

Before school.

She's not supposed

to be back here, shit lips.

Um, excuse me?

Don't be cock blockin', dude.

This one's crime spree-Crazy,

birthday boy.

Trust me.

It's gonna end in tears.

Oh, I know.

That's not the best part.

Sometimes she lets

my friends watch.

A live sex act.

It's a once-In-A-Lifetime

opportunity.

Senator.

Nice to see you.

Thanks for all your support.

It's your life, little dude.

If you want to do something

and you don't,

You're a pussy.

[UPBEAT MARIACHI MUSIC]

[MAN SINGING IN SPANISH]

[RADIO FUZZING IN AND OUT]

Gonzales called

the recent uptick in abductions

Of young girls in san Antonio

a fluke and dismissed it.

Why not?

Give me one good reason.

You know you want to.

You're just a chicken.

[CLUCKING]

Pussy.

You know what this is about?

It's 'cause I wouldn't go

for a threesome

With her and some dude

she met online.

There's hope.

What?

Life is shit, and then you die.

I don't want to read

about shit in some book.

I want to do shit.

Oh, I'm sure you'll

make us all very proud.

Oh, eat me, bitch.

It's a free country.

I can do whatever

the hell I want.

Mikey, do something.

Slap him around.

Whatever it takes.

Hey, um, Kenny.

There's no such thing

as a free lunch.

And don't you

f*cking forget it, Kenny boy.

[CHUCKLES]

I know you.

I've seen you before.

Yeah.

Real fancy dinner

at the white house.

[SCOFFS]

You said you was in a hurry.

You're not too big

for mama to spank your butt,

Mr. Smarty pants.

[BLOWS RASPBERRY]

Ah, ah, ah.

Well, hey.

You know you want to.

Right.

Stay out of trouble.

[CLUCKING]

She's on her game.

So what's the deal?

I don't know.

Just goin' with it.

Yeah?

Whatever happens happens.

That's good or bad.

[DOORBELL CHIMING]

[LAUGHS]

Anybody got any ecstasy?

I don't know.

Sissy, that your boyfriend?

Shh!

Why's your sister always have

to go out with nerds?

Why is that every time

we go out,

You get me in trouble?

'Cause you're a nerd.

Besides, you only live once.

Yeah, and you only

die once too.

Ah, shit.

- I love you too.

- Dude.

Oh, shit.

Not again.

Let's go!

Let's go!

Oh, let me call you right back.

Guys, what the hell is going on?

Go! Go!

Try me!

Bring it on, bitches!

Yeah?

Here we go!

F*ck you, bitch!

[METAL SQUEALING]

Bitch, I'll kill you!

I'll shoot you in the damn head!

F*ck!

Baby, come on

[TIRES SQUEALING]

That's what they get

for grabbing my ass.

Barbie, what did you do?

F*ck you!

Outrageously cool.

Way f*cking cool.

Watch the road!

[HORN BLARING]

What f*cking rule

did I break now?

[TIRES SQUEALING]

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