
Bulletproof
- R
- Year:
- 1996
- 84 min
- 325 Views
I believe in America.
I believe in the American dream.
I believe in
the American way of life,
...that every American should have
an honest job, a family...
And a home
to call their own.
And two, two cars in
every garage, you betcha.
What does this car do
for 100 grand?
Play with your nuts
while you drive?
That would beat the shit
out of cruise control.
Anybody that would drop 100 grand
on a car deserves to get it stolen,
- then the shit kicked out of 'em. Hey, I'm driving.
- Hell, no.
- What are you talking about, no?
- 'Cause you drive like that kid Corky from Life Goes On.
Well, you drive
like a goddamn maniac.
Why don't you yell louder?
I don't think you woke anybody up yet.
You're wrong.
Uh-oh.
# Jump me
Let me take you back in time #
See the size
of that guy's gun?
That was a big gun.
- Hey, what's wrong with you?
You said the guy wasn't home.
- Uh-oh, we got company.
- Aw, shit!
# On the brink with my. 357 #
# The tab on your drink
Boom, boom, went to heaven #
# Move over on the right
Feels so dang heavy #
Don't let 'im kill me, man!
I got shit to do tomorrow!
Aw, no!
Watch it!
All right, all right. People.
Shit!
We didn't hit 'em.
We didn't.
Okay, you happy?
You messed with me.
Why are we parked
Yo, officer!
Excuse me.
- Shh, it's gonna be fine.
- Yeah?
Could you help a brother out?
We tryin' to get to Disneyland.
The two of you are
on your way to Disneyland?
Yeah, this
is my retarded friend.
He's from, uh,
Arkansas or somewhere,
and he wants to go
to Disneyland.
Right, you wanna go
to Disneyland, man?
- Disneyland.
- See, Disneyland?
Where? I love the way he says Dis...
Say that again.
Disneyland.
He loves Disneyland,
so that's where we tryin' to go.
All right,
go east on 10.
When you get to the 5,
you go south to Anaheim.
Signs all over the place.
Signs all over the place.
So the cop, man, not only was he stupid,
he gave us directions.
- That man drew us a map to this place.
- Yeah, he got me.
But you do that again,
I swear to God...
Hi, Mimi. I got it.
Let's see.
You can get drinks
for everybody, okay?
Thanks, Archie.
To the Rock and Archie Show.
You know that. Yo, man, there's
somethin' I ain't understandin' here.
Everything we get, we split
down the middle, right?
Of course we do.
We're partners.
So tell me this, partner. Why your
bankroll always fatter than mine?
You got money problems
or something?
I mean, well, it ain't no shit
I can't handle. You know, a little...
Well, whatever's mine is yours.
You know that.
Yeah, I know that.
Ooh, I like that.
Easy, lover boy.
- Any woman that fine got to have a man somewhere.
- So?
"So"? So you fight like Peter McNealy.
You wanna get your ass whooped again?
That's the beauty of havin' you
around, man. You got my back.
You hope.
- What?
- What do you mean, what?
- I heard you calling me over here.
- I didn't call you over here.
My friend told me you called me
over here to make out with me.
- He said you said that.
- Are you kidding?
What? He's the one
who said it. I will if...
What's up?
What the f*ck do you
think you're doin'?
Shit.
I know, uh, it looks like I was
hittin' on your girlfriend here.
But, uh... in actuality,
I was fuckin' hittin' on her
harder than you think, motherfucker.
So why don't you
step the f*ck back...
before I bitch-slap
your fuckin' hiney?
I'm gonna kill you.
Hey, my man,
Yeah, there's a problem. Fuckin'
snatchface is a fuckin' problem, man!
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