Bruno & Boots: The Wizzle War

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Macdonald Hall,

the school we know and love.

The place my friend Bruno and I

call home

10 months of the year.

It's true,

sometimes we lock horns

with the grown-ups

in charge,

but they always have our utmost

respect and admiration.

Most of all, Macdonald Hall

is where our friends are.

Mm-hmm!

The guys who are

always there for us,

and we're

always there for them.

The only problem is,

we're not there.

We're here.

No! Stop!

Stop!

Ugh!

Damn it.

No...!

Come on!

That's me.

And this is the face I make

when I regret going along

with one of Bruno's ideas.

In this case,

traveling back from the city

to Macdonald Hall together.

We'd be on that bus right now

if we didn't miss our train,

but you wanted another selfie

with the CN Tower.

That train left early,

and we'll cherish those selfies

for a lifetime.

That's Bruno,

and that's the face he makes

when he's charming his way

out of trouble,

or plotting a way

to get us into more.

Yeah, more importantly,

first period

starts in 10 minutes.

More importantly, we're right

down the road from Manny's.

What?

You haven't heard

of Manny's Kitchen?

Oh!

Their fish stick tacos

are legendary.

Hold on, hold on.

Um, excuse me,

antique and produce lady,

do you know

when the next bus is?

Twenty minutes.

Twenty minutes!

No. No way.

Twenty minutes.

We do not have time for this.

It is not taco time.

Okay, well,

it is and it isn't.

Thanks, Manny.

Hey, let's go!

Mmm. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, you were right.

It is taco time.

And...

still have another 10 minutes

before the bus comes.

Oh, Manny, you know I'mma

need that tortilla recipe.

Thank you.

No! No!

No! Not again!

Are you serious?

Excuse me again,

antique and produce lady,

do you know

when the next bus is, heh?

Four o'clock.

Four o'clock?

Thursday.

Thursday?

All right.

Relax, relax, relax, relax.

Hey, hey. I got a plan.

I can't believe she took

your suitcase for this bike.

I can't believe she didn't

throw in a flower.

She drove a hard bargain.

Are we gonna make it

to school before lunch?

Yeah. I know a shortcut.

- Yeah, hard right!

- Bruno!

Bruno, look out,

there's a cliff!

We can make the turn!

What, no!

We have to slow down!

If we slow down,

we won't make it!

Stop right now...

Go!

He's Bruno, I'm Boots,

and this

is what we look like

when we're in

over our heads.

Do not try this at home.

No! No!

Education and awakening?

More like

frustration and gardening.

You're just annoyed

because we have to water

the wheatgrass patch again.

Um, yeah!

And I'm sick of wheatgrass.

Do you remember the wheatgrass

poutine from yesterday?

Sometimes I feel like the school

needs some shaking up.

I agree that gardening

can be annoying,

but the trick

is to work smarter, not harder.

In the time it takes you

to water one plant,

I can water...

An innocent bystander?

Pretty great, isn't it?

It's better than great.

It's home.

Hey, don't worry about

all that other stuff.

I've already forgiven you.

Yeah, isn't that

the sort of thing

that I should be

saying to you?

Uh, no?

Hey, but don't worry

about it.

We all make mistakes.

Sorry, what mistake

did I make, exactly?

Trying to stop us

from plummeting to our deaths?

We could've

made that curve!

You held back!

But it's okay.

I believe in you, Boots.

One day, you're gonna

throw caution to the wind

and start living.

Okay, wait.

If you just spent

one day and live like me,

which you couldn't,

you'd never go back.

Living like you

would be so easy!

Okay.

I would just have to be

cautious, careful, and not

actually do anything.

Oh, you wanna bet?

Yeah.

The loser washes

the winner's gym socks.

For a month.

Hand washes,

for the rest of the year.

Deal.

Man, I can't wait

to tell everybody.

I can.

I'm annoyingly patient.

Where is everyone?

Hello?

Hello?

Boys?

Boys!

Let's get changed.

Hello!

Hello?

Hello!

Hello?

Today, everything changes.

Today, Macdonald Hall

meets tomorrow.

Tomorrow, the Macdonald Hall of

today will be yesterday's news.

What's going on?

Sturgeon called

a snap assembly.

Even he seemed surprised

it was happening.

What?

...one of the top schools

of the district last year.

We've decided

to reward your hard work

with one of our experimental

education programs.

That's a reward?

Yeah,

because nothing spells fun

like experimental

education programs.

Starting today, Mr. Sturgeon

will have

a new assistant headmaster

who will take the reins

of this new school initiative

and transform your lives

with his innovative

approach to learning.

Settle, boys, settle.

Macdonald Hall,

the man you're about to meet

is a pioneer, a visionary.

And a true giant of education.

Please give a warm welcome

to the future of learning,

Mr. Walter C. Wizzle!

Welcome to the future,

Macdonald Hall.

I'm fine.

Boys, boys, boys.

The chalkboard.

The late slip.

Multiple choice exams.

All breakthroughs

that revolutionized education

in their day.

But the next step

of learning technology

is gonna make all

of those A plus ideas

look like F double minuses.

I'm talking about my new

cutting-edge software,

Wizzleware.

You'll see the changes

this afternoon.

Touch screens in every class,

improved school uniforms,

and some exciting new

approaches to discipline

I think you'll all agree

are, um, really rad.

Um, groovy to the max?

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