Boone: The Bounty Hunter

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Get on the ground!

Come on!

Ooh, surf's up.

You're goin' down, Sorbo.

Run for your life, goober!

Ha-ha!

Whoo!

Stop chasing me, you freak!

Ahh!

Pardon us, ma'am.

Oh!

Yeah! Oh!

Keep running.

Just parking tickets.

Come on!

I'm only an actor.

Go, dude!

Denny, here he comes.

Dude, why you lookin'

at the copter?

Run!

Run!

Booney!

Welcome to Boone county.

Ha-ha!

Jackson.

Already there.

Oh, oh, oh!

How did I go from hunting

Hussein to Hercules?

I've done a lot of other

movies and TV shows

since that was on

the air, buddy.

But that was your best work.

This sucks.

Ow, that hurt.

Ugh.

The only legendary journey

you're gonna be taking is...

Your face to the floor.

Don't make me laugh, man.

That's not funny.

Kevin Sorbo,

you just got Boone'd.

America, you're welcome.

Overseas, he served our country.

Kicked ass in Baghdad.

Time to get outta here.

Now, he's back home,

serving ass whoopings

to d-bags here in America.

Whoo!

"Boone the bounty hunter."

You just got Boone'd.

America, you're welcome.

Stop!

It's just a parking ticket!

Get off me.

Hey, there you go!

Son of a bitch!

Damn.

You guys are about

to get Boone'd.

It's radical action.

He's putting

bad guys in traction.

Seven unpaid parking tickets.

What are you talking about, man?

Parking tickets.

Dude, I live in Beverly hills.

Plans are for goobers.

Starring... Boone.

Surf's up, dirtbag.

Whoo, I got Boone'd!

Yeah!

Also starring Denny,

Jackson, and Kat.

Here comes the Boone.

America, you're welcome.

Good job, everybody.

Let's finish strong.

Get up.

Ow!

You dislocated my shoulder.

Ahh!

It's Boone from TV!

Boone be the glory.

Need these?

Yeah.

Crazy.

Zeus would be disappointed.

Oh, stop it with

the Hercules references.

Can I have your autograph?

Hey, ladies.

Autograph?

I could write a poem

on these things.

Amazing, just amazing.

That was way,

way too rough, man.

Shut up.

Totally unnecessary!

God!

Hey, hey, hey, this is

gonna air before my movie

comes out next month, right?

I'm sure it will.

Okay, good.

Hercules.

It's Hercules.

Boone fans, your Van's

waiting across the street.

Come on, and, uh, don't forget

to sign your release forms.

Hey, tweet me later, okay?

Hashtag...

You okay, foxy grandma?

Yeah.

Listen, if anything

back there was damaged,

let me know.

I'll get production to cover it.

You-you-you're

the bounty hunter from TV.

In the flesh.

And if there's anything

I can do for you,

just name it.

Maybe I could get a autograph.

Absolutely.

Hey, wicked party, Ryan.

You're welcome.

No, no, no, no.

Shh.

Yes, yes, yes.

I've already had way too much.

Oh, this is good for you.

Yo, Ryan, your guy is here.

Dominic, my favorite customer.

Champagne?

No, wait, sorry.

This one's special.

Ryan, I didn't come to drink.

Oh, you came

to hang out with me?

That's so sweet.

You didn't get it again,

did you?

Oh, wait, uh, did you...

Did you come here for...

This?

There's nothin' else like it...

Pure, potent,

and undetectable to dogs.

Not too much.

My daddy makes it extra strong.

Oh, hey, that was mine,

you bad girl.

You know that's expensive.

Don't waste it.

Damn it.

A couple big cases

came out last night,

and we need a season finale.

No more c-listers,

not unless it's for a felony.

Kathy Griffin...

She skipped four counts

of indecent exposure.

Hey, that's a crime

against humanity.

So, you want Boone

to tackle Kathy Griffin?

She'd put a better fight

than Kevin Sorbo.

Let's be serious, people.

Our ratings are down.

We need big numbers

to guarantee season six.

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