Bonnie's Kids

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Yeah, but it's $2.

All right, I'll see your two.

Well, I got to see this. I call...

...maybe we'll take all of it.

- What do you got?

- Three aces.

Three aces?

Billy, you'll break my zipper.

Now, you be good.

Billy, you're gonna tear my dress,

now stop it.

Come on, Myra.

Let's drive over by the river.

You know you want to.

You know I want to, but it's late.

Hell, since when do you ever care

about it being late?

You sleep 'til noon anyways.

Come on, Myra.

I'm all turned on.

I better be getting in.

You know if old Charley finds us out here,

he'll kick your butt all the way back to town.

Your stepfather is a pain in the ass.

But you'd sure be worth it.

- Call me, tomorrow?

- Yeah, you know it.

Good night, you guys.

All right. I'll call.

Ace's over.

Oh, man, I have never seen

the like of your cards.

Hey, Charley, maybe doll face

here can change your luck.

Man, I sure wish I were your age, Myra.

I'd show you a good time.

Why, Mr. Burns?

What's age got to do with it?

You tell him, Myra.

Hell, you'd tease him to death.

Damn your hide, Myra. Clean up these butts

and get us some more beer out of the icebox.

Sure, Charley.

Don't you want me to be

nice to your friends?

Yeah, what do you say, Charley?

You just do as you're told. Your mouth

is getting bigger and bigger. Now, move.

- Who's deal?

- Mine.

How about studs?

You f***ing idiot.

You listen to me, Myra.

If your old man gives you too hard a time,

you come over to my place.

Honey, I'll treat you real nice.

Nobody ever had a better step daddy

than I got.

Go on. Go on.

I'll get you those beers.

I'll open for a buck.

Charley, I don't know how you do it.

- Pass.

- I'll call once.

Call. Do what?

Control yourself.

Having a sweet young body like Myra

around the house is one thing.

But that sister of hers!

Hell, man, that's a real woman.

I wouldn't mind that any old time.

- Hi, Ellie.

- Hi, Ellie.

Hi, guys.

- Want some coffee?

- Yeah.

Give me one of those chocolate ones

with a jelly inside.

You know,

I got a real sweet tooth going.

- Oh, I know, guys, who have worse habits.

- Like what?

Well, Harry Phillips, you're the law around

this dumpy place, you ought to know.

I wasn't thinking about the law.

I was thinking about the sweet

young things over at Melvin's place.

Hey, Ellie.

Married three months and he's

already catting around. - No, I wasn't.

Harry Philips, you just got

a dirty mind, don't you?

I sure do.

Well, you see, Ellie, an honest cop, but

I ain't married and you know I'm dishonest.

Need a ride home tonight, Ellie?

Not with you two, you're dangerous.

Besides, I got Charley's pickup truck

and a 25 dollar mechanic bill.

Since when does this old tight wad Charley

spend 25 bucks for anything? - Outside of booze.

He's driving to Montana tomorrow.

His old man's terminal and I guess

he wants to see him before he dies.

Hell. With his disposition,

he never had an old man, the bastard!

I hope you yellow-bellied jackasses

get yours. Cheating mothers.

You know, there's one thing

about you, Charley.

You've always got the three M's.

You're mean, miserable,

and demented.

What a bunch. Drink my booze, take my money,

and all you can do is badmouth me.

Hey, Charley, I got a great idea.

When you get to Montana, why the hell

won't you stay there? Don't come back.

Oh, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

You'd all like that.

Yeah.

Don't worry. We'll take real good care

of your pretty little daughters.

Good night.

See you, Charley.

Hey, look what I found.

Does it got a label on it?

All I can tell you is

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