Boi neon


Let me see the tail!

A bit more sand.

Shake off the excess!

Open the gate.

- How's that tail doing?

- It's good.

- Release the bull!

- Open the gate!

Bull down!

More. Down to here.

- That low, Iremar?

- Yes, your hips.

I have to measure your hips and waist.

96. You've put on weight.

You reckon?

My hips are all sticking out.

You were never ninety-six in the hip.

Stop, Iremar. Stop being silly.

94 and 96.

94 and 96.


Let's see your mane.

It'll be easier if you face that way.

What color do you have in mind?

Hold this between your eyebrows.

I don't know, what do you think?

When you said something striking,

I thought of bright pink.


Bright pink is for hookers.

You reckon?

What do you have in mind?

He's got the tail.

Nearly at the fall line.

Let's see this bull come down!

Bull down!


Clear the track.

Track cleared.

Touch up the fall line.

When I was young,

I drank lots of donkey's milk.


- Donkey's milk is good for you.

- Disgusting.

- It sucks.

- It does not.

- It's gross.

- Are you nuts?

- It's only fit for drinking when you're sick.

- Rubbish, it's always good!

If you drink too much, it'll make you ill.

No way, are you mad?

- Cow's milk is what's good.

- Yuck.

You can't beat cow's milk.

It's nowhere near as good as donkey milk.

Cac, did you know that cow's fat

mixed with milk makes ice cream?

- That's a lie.

- Dude! Why would I lie to you?

Quiet, stupid bulls!

Ice cream is made from cow's fat.

If you crack open a cow's shin,

it's full of fat.

- And you know what you can make from it?

- What?

Jelly! Red strawberry jelly.

Cattle have lots of uses.

Horses are a million times better.

All horses do is run around and look

pretty, cattle are much more useful.

You're gonna have to work

your scrawny arse off to get a horse.

I'd rather have a scrawny arse

than a belly button that size!

With a belly button like Z's,

you don't even need a cock!

With that thing

he just leans in and fucks!

Why are you being such a little brat?

- Z's got a hard belly button!

- You're one heck of an idiot, you.

Leave me alone.

You didn't use to be like this.

Hey! Is the fashion mall this way?

No, it's that way, straight ahead.

First left after the bridge.

That way? Thanks.

And that logo?

- What about it?

- Is it yours?

No, I'm just a painter.

- What sort of gear do they sell?

- Beachwear, surf wear, bikinis...

- Do you know the owner?

- No, I don't.


I'm going to check out some animal prints.

I've got an idea for your outfit.

Animal what?

Fabric with animals on it,

tigers, jaguars, zebras.

- Cool.

- Cool, right?

I'll be quick.

Don't be long,

this one's pre-menstrual today.

You bent out of shape?

Quit pouting!

G-strings, sexy panties!

Hey babe, want some sexy panties?

Let me see.

- How much?

- One for five, three for ten.

I won't fit in these, will I?


The tighter the better.

- These are gonna be way too tight.

- Trust me, you'll look great.

Take my word for it.

I've been at this for 10 years,

I know how G-strings fit.

If you say so.

- Three for ten, you said.

- Yep.

If they don't fit, I'm coming after you.

Hold on.

Please do. I'll be waiting.

- Here.

- Thanks.

If I like them, I'll come get more.

I'll be waiting!

Mom, can I buy some leather boots?

No, Cac, I told you before. No means no.

You only buy things for yourself.

You're right, I only buy stuff for myself.

And that's how it's gonna be until

you go back to school and to your gran's.

Whore's panties.

What did you say?

What did you say, Cac?

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