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[woman on TV] That has been, really,
however she was as a young person, I find it's just now exaggerated
and, uh... so, she's, uh, 83
that has been hard for me... -[classical music playing]
about your problems. The world is not funny. -We are all dying.
-The world is not funny. So then...
now that we understand the context, now that we realize
-[rapping] Ladies! Ladies, if you feel me
Say, "Hell, yeah!" [all women] Hell, yeah! Fellas! Come on, fellas
If you feel me, say, "Hell, yeah!" [all men] Hell, yeah! Virgins, if you haven't felt a person
Say, "Hell, yeah!" [audience] Hell, yeah! If you can divide by zero
Let me hear you say, "Hell, yeah!" [audience] Hell, yeah! -No, you can't.
-[audience laughing] Mathematically impossible.
Listen. Don't be Pavlovian.
Let's go. If you like drinking booze
Let me hear you say, "Hell, yeah!" [audience] Hell, yeah! If you like smoking weed
Let me hear you say, "Hell, yeah!" [audience] Hell, yeah! -Gotcha. Get these motherfuckers.
-[police siren wailing] [officer 1] Get down on the ground!
Get down on the ground! [Bo] Pot is ruining America.
[officer 1] Where's the weed? Where's the weed? [officer 2] Yeah,
we got a room full of potheads. We're gonna need backup.
Over. Psych! If you don't give a f*ck
About the law Let me hear you say
Til you've read about it Let me hear you say
"No comment" [audience] No comment! Good call. I have no idea
Come on [audience] Hell, yeah! If my name's Bo... -Whoops.
-[audience laughing] I think you're done
with this call and response shit. That's what I thought. If you want me to get introspective, -let's get introspective.
-[soft music playing] [singing] I can't wrap my mind around
Exactly why I'm here I know you paid money
Don't know why I'm here To make you laugh, right?
That's only half-right Look at the world
I don't know why I'm here All this laughter can't
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