
Birthday Girl
(0.00 / 0 votes)Hello.
No.
Running, reading...
going out, staying in...
the countryside...
films... if they're good.
Intelligent, of course.
Kind...
pretty, I suppose.
But it's not critical.
Someone you can really
talk to.
I think communication
is key.
The most beautiful girl
in the world
Picks my ties out
she eats my candy
She drinks my brandy
The most beautiful girl
in the wo-o-rld...
I came from Moscow,
and, um... I'm looking for
perfect husband.
...Older than me,
about 5 years.
Hello. My name is Tanya.
I don't want anything fat.
I don't like stingy man.
...like Johnny Depp.
He's got passion.
He's good-looking.
...Who care about family,
who loves children.
I like friends.
I do wild things.
somebody who could control that.
I like "Earth, Wind, and Fire,"
my favorite group.
...To the one and only
beautiful girl in the world
John:
Okay,England is just a small island.
I mean, I know that gives you about
20 million girls to choose from.
But if you live in a small town
and you work long hours,
you're just not gonna get
the chance to meet them all.
But I suppose I never
really believed in that stuff
about falling in love
with the girl next-door.
I mean, for a start,
I never had a girl next-door.
But where does it say
that you have to meet
the love of your life
in the local supermarket?
We all have someone
in our past...
one skeleton, if you like.
We've all got at least one person,
as it were, under the patio.
Not literally, of course.
I should say that some people,
on the face of it,
might not understand
what I'm doing.
They might think
it was a bit sad.
I think it's
quite a brave move.
Quite a brave...
reasonable thing to do.
Woman:
Attention please. Flight236 from Moscow has now landed,
and passengers are disembarking
at Gate 7.
Man:
This isa security announcement.
Would all passengers ensure
that they keep their luggage
with them at all times.
Unattended baggage
Woman:
Flight 179 from Romehas now landed...
Nadia?
I'm... I'm John.
Right.
Is that everything?
Yes.
It's about 40 miles
from here.
Don't know if you've had
a chance to look at the map.
Close to London,
but it's a city in itself.
I'm having a problem
with ants.
It's the warmer weather.
I can't seem to find
the nest.
Do, um...
this is strange, isn't it?
Yes.
I mean ants, you know? I'm
having a problem with ants.
Honestly.
It looks like
it might rain.
So, you're a smoker.
I thought you were
a nonsmoker.
Sorry. Do you understand
what I'm saying?
- Yes.
- Good. Good.
- Yes.
Do you... Do you follow
Yes.
Um... are you a giraffe?
Yes.
Oh, Jesus.
Jesus Christ!
This is John Buckingham
from St. Albans.
I need to speak to you
absolutely urgently.
There's been a mistake.
She doesn't speak English.
Repeat... she does not
speak English.
Please call me back
as soon as possible.
It's critical.
Ooh.
Your letters
were in English.
Good English. You said
you'd studied English.
Whoa... um...
That's for you.
I can't take that.
I can't take that.
I'm... I'm not really
a ring guy.
Please.
Okay.
That's no big deal.
Yep. Thank you.
Thanks.
John Buckingham again.
If anyone's there,
could they please call me back
as soon as possible?
It's an emergency.
Repeat... emergency.
Man on TV:
Absolutely right.
Percival Lowell, who predicted
the existence of the planet Pluto,
was a champion of the theory
that intelligent life
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