Bing feng: Chong sheng zhi men

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Route 3, Hong Kong.

Boss. On my way back.

Work! Work, horsey!

Crap. Hold on there. Damn it!

Hold on there, Terminator! Go!

Come on!

Damn it!

Crap!

Help. Call... an ambulance.

Holy cow! Is this the

freaking Terminator?

God damn!

There're persuers!

He Ying, accept the

imperial decree.

I have been upright and

honest all my life.

How would I do that?

India, 1621 A.D.

(1ST YEAR OF THE TIANQI REIGN)

Golden Wheel of Time is a

sacred object from Borneo.

A Sindhu epic Ramayana says...

5,000 years ago, Borneo Prince Raju

left his country to fight with devils.

Before leaving, he

promised Princess Same...

to come back safely when

the five stars aligned.

But the war went on and on

and Raju missed the day,

Sama thought Raju was

dead and killed herself.

Raju knew the god Shiva loved

rainbow Datura flowers,

he then took good care of the

plant and Shiva was touched.

Shiva gave him "Golden

Wheel of Time",

a time travel tool,

so that he could go back in time

and stop Sama from

killing herself.

Golden Wheel of Time has been

passed down among human ever since.

Golden Wheel takes

person back to

the time when the

five stars aligned.

The five stars aligning

connects the past with future.

Turn Golden Wheel thrice

and it will self-destruct.

The tool works for

three times only,

rumor has it someone apart

from Raju has used it once.

Thus, please advise

the Ming Emperor...

to use the last shot wisely.

What is it?

It's called Linga in Sanskrit...

believed to be Shiva's penis.

Enormous penis?

To activate Golden Wheel,

you need to insert Linga...

and recite the secret mantra.

Ian Kwai Fong, Hong

Kong, midnight.

Ox-head! Horse-face!

You bastards!

Tell Death God that

it's not my time yet!

You want to lock me away?

Not that easy, Horse-face!

What's your problem? I'm

just eating my noodles.

May, don't go over!

Don't bother him.

Yeah.

Royal bodyguard!

Wing Lee Street,

Sheung Wan, midnight.

(INDIAN)

Come on man, hurry up!

(INDIAN) I'm on it right now,

why don't you do it yourself?

(INDIAN)

I'm the boss,

just do what I said.

Yo, curry chicken! It's good.

Milk tea, drink up!

Stop running!

Drop those manhole covers!

Run!

Officers under attack!

Why are people nowadays so weak?

Have martial art skills

failed to be handed down?

Give me back my curry chicken!

Freeze!

Freeze!

This gun is powerful!

I've been waiting

for you, Niehu.

Where've you been all this time?

I'm starving.

These are some serious boobies.

Hey, I haven't read it yet!

Let me read first.

Your turn first again?

You should give

precedence to the young.

How about He Ying?

Let's track him down tomorrow.

Wow! This one is even better!

She's pantless!

Help!

Help!

Hey, this way. Take

a seat over there.

Mr. Bodyguard!

I just bought you noodles.

Now I buy you a drink.

All drinks on me tonight!

Awesome! Thanks!

Hey hero!

It's so cool you kicked that guy's ass.

Isn't it?

That jerk never pays for his drinks.

He deserves it.

Bro...

Later!

Hey...

People here are so licentious,

they ought to be

drowned to death.

Excuse me, where are we now?

Ian Kwai Fong.

What year is it then?

Who's the Emperor?

Why must you ask?

There's no emperor now.

It's 2013.

Let me tell you...

You said you're from

Ming dynasty...

After Ming dynasty,

there were...

Ming Dynasty has fallen?

And I've slept for 400 years?

Young emperor never worked

hard and corruption abounded.

Heavy taxes. Brutal oppression.

It's just a matter of time before

rebels subvert the government.

The late emperor had

been kind to me

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