It's a classic, baby
I've been all over the world, but you know
Told ya There's nothing I wouldn't do for ya
I hope you don't mind that I show ya
'Cause wakin' up here in the mornin'
got me movin' soon as I'm yawnin'
shine for socializin', enterprisin'
borin' But don't you ignore me
Hey, it's easy, you can meet me
I'm on Fleet Street, come on
(ON SPEAKER) FBI! Pull over, now!
You want to go?
No! You will not get your mail till I get to your house.
Don't make me use the PIT maneuver.
I will get to your house when I get to your house!
Get out of the truck.
Put your hands in the air.
What is wrong with you? You
could've stopped back there.
You made me have to chase you, man.
Just give me what I want. Whoa, whoa.
That's a federal offense, all right?
You do realize I'm packing, don't you?
I could pop one in your ass!
Okay. All right, all right. Just relax.
Do I gotta pop one?
I got your mail right here.
Capital One credit card with no
introductory interest rate.
Okay. Fair enough.
No. Okay, true dat, true dat.
Duke University! Boo-ya!
Come here! Come here!
(SCREAMING) Come here!
Come here! Come here! I'm warning you.
Thick. Thick, thick.
My boy got in. My boy got in!
Don't be surprised when I lose your tax refund!
(TOOTING CAR HORN)
You up there?
Whoo! Trent, you're on your way.
(DIALING MOBILE PHONE)
MALE RECEPTIONIST: Desert Retreat.
I need to speak to my wife, Sherrie.
but, you see, it's an emergency.
Our son just got accepted...
Sir, your wife is in complete isolation
for the next 72 hours.
Come on. It's a mind-body retreat.
It's not Area 51.
Namaste. But I can come down there
Namaste. (MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
(IN SING-SONG) Duke University.
It's Jason Bourne.
I told you, we don't use code names.
You take all the fun away, Chocolate
Thunder, you know that?
All right. What do you want, Nicky?
The exchange is tonight, 11 :00 p.m.
You got what they want?
Yeah, as long as you got what I want.
And listen, I'm thinking now Bali.
Well, you know, there's no witness
protection program in Bali.
But don't worry, we're gonna take care of you.
All right, then Mexico. But not Cabo!
It's gotten way too touristy.
(MOBILE PHONE RINGING)
Trent! Hey, Malcolm.
Where are you?
I'm, uh... I'm at the library.
But it's noisy.
It's Book Appreciation Day.
But look. Trent, we need to talk, all right?
So, come home soon. We got to talk.
Uh, I'm losing you. All right.
(HIP-HOP BEAT PLAYING)
(RAPPING) I'm a lyrical miracle
Quick-witted, better get with it, stay sick with it
I'm automatic, a rap fanatic Let me do my thing
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