
Best Night Ever
1
But I'm gonna take
more now than later
get real reckless
and wake your neighbors
you know how we do
every time we're out
gonna make you scream and shout
pouring shots up in your mouth
Are you really going
to film everything?
Yes.
Hi. Hi, Claire.
Trust me. One day you'll watch this and thank
me for capturing your last night of freedom.
So come on, you're on.
Okay. Hi, I'm Claire Russell...
soon to be Clair Russell-Morris...
as I'm getting married
next Saturday.
Whoo!
And we're on our way to Vegas.
For my bachelorette party.
Whoo!
Yeah!
I don't know what else to say.
I feel stupid.
Just say anything.
Say whatever you want.
I'm in love.
With my soul mate Dave Morris...
and I can't believe it...
but I really did find the one.
Punch buggy.
Ow.
I'm Zoe.
I'm Claire's best friend.
And not a lot of people know...
but when Claire was 12...
I taught her how to kiss.
Shut up.
We need to get everything
out in the open.
No, but... But seriously.
No joke.
You are my BFF...
and you've always
been there for me.
Whenever I've been in trouble.
Yeah, like...
Like anything.
You've always been there for me.
And even though
you're getting hitched...
a girls' night out, right?
Yes, Zoe.
I love this girl.
Punch buggy!
All right, Leslie, you're up.
Pass.
Come on.
Just say who you are.
Leslie bowman,
only by a couple of years.
Five, but who's counting?
Yeah, burn.
Burn. Sss.
I'm sorry. How do you and
Claire even know each other?
I have a mobile
dog grooming business...
you know, the kind
that go to your house.
Oh.
Yeah, I've been shaving Claire's
muffin for about three years now.
Her dog's name is scout.
I know. I was talking
about her pussy.
Punch... Punch...
punch pick up.
Stickers! Stickers!
You guys not from around here?
No.
Los Angeles.
Oh, yeah.
We're on our way to Vegas.
- Oh, you're on your way to Vegas?
- Yeah.
What happens in Vegas
stays in Vegas.
Yeah.
Mack mack all dressed
with silver buttons buttons buttons.
All down her back back back.
She jumped too high high high...
I got her.
Oh, daddy, yeah,
make 'em say "oh, daddy"
I need to pee.
Oh, look, champagne.
We should grab a bottle.
Where do we use the restroom?
- Outside.
- Outside?
What did you get?
Oh, you got a wine.
Whoo! Party in the bathroom.
Don't drink all my wine.
Is it good?
Want some?
Yeah.
Par... Oh, you're driving.
You're driving.
Let's start off
on a high note
I'm the one who put
the "I dot" in the "I"
and I don't take no
from no man no way
never gonna give
into the know not robot
always on my grind,
always gotta bail
always gotta elevate
and never give in
one more breath now,
let's begin
... Party
with them girls again
and all the people
in the place
are in their places
and in their faces
lots of friends,
bottles in their hands
Whoo! Vegas, here we come!
Whoo-hoo!
We're here!
Let's lose control
like everything
is all right, all right
it's real,
the way that I feel
and we're gonna do it
all night, all night
let's roll,
let's lose control
like everything
is all right, all right
it's real,
the way that I feel
and we're gonna do it all
night, all night
all night
Okay, let's go over
the itinerary.
We check into the hotel...
penthouse suite of course.
Hey, I don't go
no penthouse money.
Relax. It's on me.
Leslie married a rich dude.
She's a one-percenter.
We'll have a privately
catered in-suite dinner...
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