Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

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Oh, God.

Well, what the hell happened?

- We're an old married couple.

- Mmm-hmm.

Was it the pot?

I don't think so, because we brought it

with us from New York.

- Yeah.

- It's the same.

What was that...

What was that old movie?

You know, Blame it on Rio.

It has to be that, it has to be that.

You got to feel my heart.

Are you going to make it till dinnertime?

After dinnertime.

Oh, God.

God, I'd love to live like this.

Yeah.

I'm willing, if you have enough money

to stay in Brazil for the rest of our lives.

I'll think about it.

Okay.

Do you think that's it, being away?

- Yeah.

- Yeah.

Hey, babe.

Where did you go?

Don't do this to yourself.

Everything is wonderful.

Everything is wonderful.

Mmm-hmm.

Yeah.

I don't feel like such a f***-up

when I'm here, that's all.

Good luck.

See you in a bit.

I love you.

Okay.

Don't touch anything.

Don't say anything. Back up.

Turn off the lights. Turn them off.

Are you... Don't even think about the buzzer.

Get in the corner.

Is the cash in here? Open it up. Open it up!

Quicker. Get over here. Get over here.

You want me to f***ing shoot you?

Open it up. Open it up.

Get over in the corner. Get over

in the corner. Keep your hands down.

Keep your f***ing hands down.

All right?

Come over here.

Get over here so I can see you.

Come over here. Stand at the corner.

Come over here.

Put your hands down. Put your hands down.

Oh, sh*t! Is this all you got in here?

I'm watching...

Stay away from the f***ing buzzer, all right.

F***ing sh*t, it's all she...

Get back in your corner.

Get back in your f***ing...

Get back in your corner!

All right, keep your hands down

by your side, all right. I'm watching you.

I will shoot you, all right.

I'll f***ing shoot you in a second.

This is all sh*t.

Diamonds.

Where's the f***ing keys for this case?

Where's the...

Where are the keys for this case?

- In the drawer.

- Shut up, all right.

These are them?

Don't f***ing move, all right.

Don't move.

What, are they all the same?

Are they?

F***ing stupid b*tch.

I'm watching you.

Which f***ing key... Which f***ing...

This is bullshit!

What the f*** is up...

What type of glass is this...

F*** is up with this glass?

F*** this...

Bullshit.

F*** this...

F***, no.

F*** you, you motherfucking stupid f***.

F***.

My gun.

F***! Andy!

Hank, you're so stupid!

F***ing Andy!

Sh*t.

Hey, two for four. You're batting. 500.

No, Dad, the second one was an air...

- No, no. It was a perfectly placed bunt.

- Good game, sweetheart.

- Good game.

How many you got?

Yeah, who's going to want seconds?

Uncle Andy, can I have another hot dog?

Yeah, the way you played today,

I'll buy you the whole stand.

No, her mother doesn't want

her eating junk, all right?

That's not junk, that's all right.

That's a hot dog, right, honey?

What do I owe you?

Hey, Hank,

your money is no good here.

No, I got it, okay.

- I got it.

- You sure?

- That was a good game.

- Yeah.

Hey, give me a kiss. Give me a kiss.

- All right. I'll see you next weekend?

- I love you.

All right, be good. Here's your ball.

- You didn't feed her junk, did you?

- No, of course not.

I don't want her to develop

bad eating habits.

- She looks puffy.

- She doesn't look puffy, all right.

- You look puffy.

- F*** you.

- She wore sun block?

- It was cloudy, Martha.

There are rays, Hank.

Hey, you got my money?

Oh, Christ, Martha. Do you have any idea

what that school is costing me?

You're the one

who wanted to send her there.

Yeah, because it is a damn good school

and she wanted to go there.

- You owe me three months.

- I don't owe you.

- I owe Danielle.

- Don't get semantic.

- Bye.

- April, May and June.

No, I promise, all right.

What's up, Hank?

Piece of sh*t!

F*** you. All right.

Can I borrow your cell phone?

I don't have one.

- Just...

- It's brain cancer. There's a pay phone

- over there by the bathroom.

- No, it can wait.

What's happening with you?

I used to think you had

the world by the balls.

Now, I'm not sure if you even got any.

I got them when I need them, all right?

Yeah.

Yeah, smart and funny.

What I always admired about you, your wit.

- You're a prick, Andy.

- I always was.

- So, let's see if there're any left.

- What?

Cojones.

Well, you need money. So do I.

Let's solve it.

- What are you talking about?

- Well, there's a place we can knock off.

Know it like the back of our hand.

Easiest money you'll ever get.

What are you saying?

It's worth about 600 grand.

And it's insured, so it's a victimless crime.

I offer that in case

your faggoty little conscience bothers you.

I weigh it off on 20 cents on the dollar.

That's 60 grand each.

Give or take.

I can't believe this is you that's talking.

Believe it.

So, it's safe, nobody gets hurt,

everybody wins. It's perfect.

Why?

What do...

- Do you need money?

- Of course, I need money. But this is...

This is serious crime, Andy. I'm not

a serious crime kind of a guy. I got a kid...

You've got sh*t.

You have a whole lot of sh*t.

You said so yourself.

All the time. Every day.

You know what?

It's not as serious as you might think.

You're my little brother. Now, trust me.

God, Andy.

That's why you called me up?

That's why you wanted

to spend the night together,

- talk me into something crazy?

- That's why I called you up.

Talk you into something crazy.

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