
Bebe's Kids AKA Robin Harris' Bebe's Kids
- Year:
- 1992
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I don't talk to no pretty women
when I'm on the road.
Hard to get along with.
hard to get along with.
An ugly woman is easy. You know,
they don't want no trouble, you know.
I'm serious.
cook all night for you.
And I have bad luck
with women, y'all don't know.
Man, you don't know.
You meet a woman with their kids,
you can't even get none.
Go over girl's house, what,
4 in the morning.
4:
00 in the morning,little kids still up.
Drinking coffee and taking NoDoz.
You start yawning, they look at your
ass, talking about, "Can't hang, huh?"
We BeBe's kids.
We don't die, we...
...multiply!
I went to pick her up the next day,
and here she got four more kids.
I said:
"Who kids are them?"
She said, "Those are BeBe's kids."
Some guy out there,
some white guy out there
thought they were my... my kids.
That's what made me mad.
"Bro, brother...
"Bro-ham.
"Tell me, are those your kids?"
"No, no way.
Ain't none of them my kids.
"Them BeBe's kids."
I went to turn my radio on, man,
they tried to take my radio
while I'm listening to it.
Girl said, "Put the radio back,
"you know damn well we can't
get rid of no more 8-track.
"Put it back."
You cannot eat hot links on the bar.
Hey, mister, that beer has been here
since 12:
00 this afternoon.you got to go. I'm sorry.
I got some money-spending
people coming in here.
I gotta make some room in here.
ain't never spending...
Hey. If you don't go somewhere and
sit down, I'm gonna knock you down,
you know that? You about
to get on my last nerve.
What's wrong, Robin?
Woman trouble?
Get it off your chest.
I don't want to talk about it right now.
Come on, man, you'll feel better.
Come on, boy, get it off your chest.
I don't want to talk about it right now.
Man, you can't walk around with
The best thing to do is let it out.
You'll feel better.
got nothing to say.
All right.
- All right.
- I knew she was trouble.
when I met her.
It was at a funeral.
Oh, Lord!
- Oh, Walter!
- Everybody was there.
Because everybody was
glad he was dead.
He was about 4-feet-3. Wore
those high-heeled shoes all the time.
He was about 5-feet-6,
but when that truck hit him,
kind of cut him down a little bit.
Look at this brick house.
Damn!
She so fine, she make you
want to get a job, with benefits.
Let's play the game, man.
I'm playing the game, man,
you just looking to hit. Hit that!
- Drop something down!
- I don't know.
- In Beverly Hills, we don't play that.
- I'm gonna take all your money.
That boy is crazy, ain't he crazy?
Look who just walk in here.
Hey, Robin.
Come over here.
You've been working last week.
- Come and lose some of that money.
- Oh, no.
Only way I'd lose money to y'all
if I had a hole in my pocket.
Then sit down and quit trying to
look at everybody's hand.
Shut up, you old fat fool.
You so big you don't know if
you're walking or rolling.
I'm not fat. I'm pleasantly plump.
I keep telling you that.
Boy, I'm so glad that
damn Walter is dead.
Who ain't? The only reason
his widow is over there crying
is because he didn't leave
her no life insurance.
I'm sorry to hear that, because
Shoot, Walter owed everybody money.
Let me tell y'all something.
That Walter was so cheap, he
wouldn't spend a lovely evening.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.
Who's that girl in that black dress?
Good God almighty.
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