Bbuddah Hoga Terra Baap

I've kept aside your commission.

Your gift is waiting

for you in the bedroom.

I have the money, don't worry.

Kabir bhai..

I've planted the bomb.

Call me after the blast.

Okay.

What's the count?

- About a dozen, I guess.

Finally..

Sources say the bomb was

planted in a motorcycle.

About 15 people have been killed

by the blast and..

..a large number are injured.

The government hasn't sent any

assistance as yet to the blast site.

The local MLA

Dr. Sudesh Maheshwari and..

the mayor of Mumbai, Dr. Nayar

have just arrived at the site.

It's suspected the bomb

was planted in a motorcycle.

The blast wasn't very powerful

yet its effects were felt..

..for a 20 meter radius.

Let them come.

We're still not sure.

Finally, they showed up.

They stay in the shadows.. and

now they're here for the encore.

Bittoo, time for the second blast.

Yo, Ballerina!

- Bhai!

Ever saw a cricket match live?

- Yes.

Ever saw a bomb go off?

No.

- Now, you will.

Bloody..

People have gathered at

the site of the blast..

Hypocrites!

Never again!

Bhai.. the ACP has arrested Bittoo.

So what are you still doing here?

If Bittoo confesses..

that will be the end!

You guys are..

Hey.. just a minute.. hold on!

What's did he say?

Turn up the volume.

There's no terrorist

outfit behind the blast.

They're mere hired killers..

mafia dons.

We've arrested one of them.

And we will get the

information from him.

Two months.

Two months and Bombay

will be rid of this disease.

I will get rid of it.

This is my, Karan Malhotra's word.

Disease?

How dare he call me a disease!

He thinks he is with the PWD!

Anju!!

- Bhai!

I've had it.

Everyday he appears on TV

like a soap star.. and warns me!

Enough is enough!

Listen..

till he isn't shot dead..

no booze, no women for you. Get it?

Bhai, let's not waste any time.

Don't worry..

I'll assign this task

to our best shooter.

Yeah right!

Your best shooter was captured

by the ACP and shot in cold blood.

What you need is better

than the best.

Hire an assassin..

who has no previous police record.

An ace shooter who

never misses his mark.

The bullet that kills the

ACP should be from his gun.

Come.

Please go back.

Back, buy why?

What do you mean, but why?

I mean.. why should I go back?

Listen, just go back

and stand in the queue.

This is where I stand, and

that's where the queue begins.

Oh really?

I told you so.

Umm.. what's your name?

- Vijju.

Passport?

Your age?

My passport has the date of birth.

You have a problem in telling me?

- Hey!

Hmm..

There are sexy-young-girls

behind me..

let's not talk about age.

- Sexy girls, eh?

You don't think they're sexy?

- No, I didn't see..

Hey ladies, this gentleman

doesn't think you're sexy at all.

I do apologise on his behalf.

Shut up, you idiot.

And old man with raging hormones..

What did you call me?

What did you call me?

And old man.

How old are you?

- Why?

Tell him.

I.. I'm 43.

You're a kid.

- Who're you calling kid?

There you go. It hurt, didn't it?

- Huh?

You never tell someone

they're a kid or an old man.

It's like an insult.

So, whoever you are..

don't ever repeat that again.

Is that so?

- Yes.

Arrest him.

I'll tell him who I am. Arrest him.

You lay a finger on me

and you'll know who I am!

Really?

Who are you?

Oh man, do I need to spell

everything out for you?!

Now listen, there are

two kinds of people.

The first, who give

their own introduction.

The second, the rest of the world

gives an introduction about them.

And you belong to

the second category.

Oh no! You are saying that I

belong to the second category.

But I belong to the first.

I give my own introduction.

Take my phone.

Dial any number you like and

tell them you want to arrest Vijju.

You'll know who I am.

It's okay.

- No, it's not okay. Dial a number..

It's okay.

- You just said you'd arrest me.

No, it's okay. I'm sorry.

Sir, please pardon him.

He has a wife and kids.

He dials a number

and he'll lose his job.

It's okay..

You may go.

- You're a kid, I told you so.

Hi baby..

Vijju, your tenant.

Oh.. you're the tenant?

- Yes.

David, I'll call you back.

I am Meenakshi. Let me

show you to your room.

After you.

How was your flight?

- Beautiful.

We never have a power outage.

- Neither do we.

Nice room, isn't it?

It's quite lucky.

For me or for you?

For the one who lives here.

It's my husband, he works in Dubai.

Please carry on.

David..

yes, I've rented the room.

Hmm..

hair's grown long.

Yes, I've rented the room.

A bachelor.. Girls..

An old man!

Girls.. no way! Only the

ambulance will come around.

What happened?

You won the lottery! The

glass broke, can't you see?

But how?

How should I know. Get a new one.

Ask Mishraji why he still

hasn't sent the report to me.

I want the report immediately.

And I want an answer.

What is it?

- I want to lodge a complaint.

Complaint about what?

Eve teasing.

Alright, have a seat.

If guys harass girls

it's called 'Eve teasing'.

But what if girls harass guys?

What do you call that?

No idea, sir.

Have you ever harassed a guy?

- No, sir.

Of course, girls never misbehave.

- Yes, sir.

What do you mean yes sir? Tell me?

My wife tortures me everyday.

Girls are fine till

they get into college.

But once they're married

they begin 'Adam teasing'.

My complaint?

- Oh yes, write it down.

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