
Baywatch
All right, boys.
Here we go.
Nice and easy.
Oh, man, Mitch,
if you weren't here...
I'm always here.
Don't worry, your friend's
gonna be all right.
Are you Batman?
Sure, pal.
Just bigger and browner.
All right, boys,
get him in.
Have a good run, Mitch.
All right, Steph.
- Yeah, Mitch.
- Yo, Eros.
How's it looking out there?
Lippers are feebs today.
Just eggy.
Ah, eggy beyond, brah.
Nuggin' higher outside
than a full-on gazebo.
Good call, brah.
Come on.
All right, brah-brah!
It's just brah.
Come on, Pete.
Hey, Mitch!
I told you,
you don't have to
do this every day.
I want to. You saved
my sister's life.
You think I'm gonna
forget that?
All right. Well, listen,
tomorrow make my pecs
a little bigger.
And don't cover up
my front bump.
You got it.
Huge dick.
Big dick.
Yo, ellerbee.
Hey, Mitch.
Hey, come on, man,
why don't you leave
my boys alone,
and get off this big wheel
and come join me for a run?
What are you saying,
that I need to work out?
That I'm, what,
looking smaller?
No! You're looking big.
I don't know how you
fit in that uniform, man.
Oh, yeah?
Hey, hey!
If I had a sister,
I'd introduce you
to her, man.
You all right,
all right.
Wait, was that sarcastic?
Like calling
a tall guy "shorty"?
Damn it,
he always does that to me.
and gave it all to charity.
Man, I heard
he invented the cure
for the common cold.
He ain't superman, he's
a damn county lifeguard.
Grown man wears
spandex to work.
So does superman.
Hey, f*ck you!
Get off my beach!
I don't even have to
stretch to guard you.
Let's go.
Nothing, nothing,
nothing.
Ahh! Not on
my beach, Arian!
What up, vern?
What's up, Mitch?
He saved my Nana's life.
I ever tell you about that?
Every time he jogs by.
Literally,
every single time.
Hi, Mitch.
Flakka. Jesus.
Hey, what's up, buddy?
Hey, Mitch.
Hey, can I see that?
Ah...
Where'd you get this?
Right there.
Right there, huh?
Is this the only one?
All right.
Okay, I get that you
have to test for
image stabilization,
but why'd we have to
come to the beach?
You know
i hate the beach.
Besides, I got to get back
to work at the Huntley.
Well, I'm sorry, man,
but the beach is important,
okay? It's, uh...
It's, you know,
the wind and the, uh...
Just...
Oh...
I get it.
I get it now,
okay. I get it.
Who... what, c.J.?
No, I didn't even know
she was working
on the beach today.
"I didn't know c.J.
Was working."
Shut up, Dave.
Hey, Ronnie.
Ha...
It's Ronnie, right?
What the f*ck?
Yeah, it's Ronnie.
I'm Dave.
Hi, Dave.
Nice to meet you.
C.J. How you doing?
I'm doing all right.
You're trying out today,
right?
I saw your name
on the board.
That's how I...
Say...
Say something.
Kinda feel like
this is your year.
Stop that.
Okay. Um...
Well, I'll see you
at tryouts.
Eh...
All right, c.J.
That was amazing
to watch.
She came up to you,
she was
very nice and warm.
And you handled it
really smoothly.
Really?
F*ck, no.
That was awkward.
It was horrible.
F*ck!
Did you have a stroke?
It felt
like you had a stroke.
Hey, I'm Matt Brody.
And not a single f*ck
was given.
Ooh!
Hey, Ronnie.
Oh, hey, Steph.
Welcome back.
Thanks.
Third time's
a charm, right?
Yeah, yeah,
you know, I'm...
Hey.
I'm more motivated
than ever.
So you're going
to make me
guess your name?
Are you following me?
I was actually just
going to ask you
the same thing.
Okay. Look, you're hot.
I may resist for a while,
but we both know
eventually I'll give in.
So why don't
we just skip that.
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