Batman: The Dark Knight

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Three of a kind. Let's do this.

That's it? Three guys?

Two guys on the roof.

Every guy gets a share.

Five shares is plenty.

Six shares. Don't forget the

guy who planned the job.

He thinks he can sit it out

and still take a slice?

I know why they call him the Joker.

So why do they call him the Joker?

I heard he wears makeup.

Makeup?

Yeah! to scare people.

You know, war paint?

Alright everybody, hands up

heads down!

I said, hands up,

heads down!

Let's go pal! I'm

making a withdrawal here.

Put your hands up!

Here comes the silent alarm.

There it goes.

Heads down!

Get down. I said stay

down there!

That's funny it didn't dial out to 911.

I was trying to reach a private number.

Is it a problem?

No, I'm done here ...

Obviously we don't want you doing anything with your

hands other than holding on for dear life.

On the ground! Stay on the ground!

Nobody make a move! Nobody!

Stay down!

Come here!

Do you have any idea who

you're stealing from?

You and your friends are dead!

He's out, right?

Where did you learn to count?

They wired this thing up with like 5000 Voltz.

What kind of bank does that?

A mob bank.

I guess the Joker is

as crazy as they say.

Where is the alarm guy?

The boss told me when the guy

was done, I should take him out.

One less share, right?

Funny ... He told me something similar.

He what? No, no!

That's a lot of money. If this Joker guy was so

smart he'd had us bring a bigger car.

I'm betting the Joker told you to kill

me as soon as we loaded the cash.

No, no, no, no ...

I kill the bus driver.

Bus driver?

What bus driver?

School's out. Time to go.

Cat's not getting up, is he?

That's a lot of money.

What happened to the rest of the guys?

You think you're smart, huh?

Well, the guy that hired you

will just do the same with you.

Ah, criminals in this town used

to believe in things.

Honor, respect! Look at you!

What do you believe in?

Huh, what do you believe in?

I believe whatever doesn't kill

you simply makes you...

stranger.

Mr. Mayor, you were elected in

the campaign to clean up the city.

When are you going to start?

Well, Mike, I believe I already have.

Like the so-called Batman? We're

hearing that he's doing some good.

That criminals are running scared.

But I say ...

Naw, man... I don't like it tonight.

What!, are you superstitious?

You got more chance of winning

the powerball than running into him.

That simply is not true.

I'm told that

Our men in the major crimes unit

are close to ...

Mayor says you're closing

in on the Batman.

The investigation is ongoing.

Ever intending to see your wife

again, lieutenant?

I thought you had to go

look after your mother, detective?

Checked her back into the hospital.

Sorry.

So he hasn't shown up?

I hope he doesn't.

I like reminding everybody

that he's out there.

Why wouldn't he come?

Hopefully because he is busy.

That's why we bring dogs.

Hey, my filhotinhos.

Look what your drugs

did to my customers.

Buyer beware. I told you

my compound would take you places.

I never said they'd be places

you wanted to go.

My business repeat customers.

If you don't like what I have to offer

you can buy from someone else.

Assuming Batman left

anyone to buy from...

My dogs are hungry!

Pity there is only one of you.

That's not him.

That's more like it.

LOITER:

INTIMIDATE:

Don't let me find you out here again.

We are trying to help you.

I don't need help!

Not my diagnosis.

What gives you the right?

What's the difference between you and me?

I am not wearing hockey pads.

He can't resist showing us

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