Barney's Great Adventure
- Year:
- 1998
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BARNEY:
Ho, ho, ho, oh, boy.It looks like everybody's here.
BJ:
Oh, man, this is gonna be so cool.BABY BOP:
Oh, I can't wait toeat popcorn and sing along.
Oh, and see the movie.
(ALL LAUGHING)
BARNEY:
Well, then, here we go!BJ:
Roll' em.(SLOW SONG PLAYING)
Are we there yet?
Your turn.
No, not yet, Marcella.
Oh, it's taking too long.
What's your hurry?
They're dumping us for a whole week.
Ah, come on, Cody.
You're gonna have a great time.
You can help Grandpa with the farm chores
like, uh, milking the chickens.
(LAUGHING)
Get the doll out of my face.
BOTH:
Talk to the hand 'causethe face ain't home,
leave a message at the tone "beep."
(BOTH GIGGLING)
Do you like dinosaurs?
What about them?
That's Barney.
I know that's Barney.
The whole world knows that's Barney
and he's a stuffed doll.
You're wrong. Barney can walk and talk.
And sing and dance.
Batteries not included.
(LAUGHS)
Sing and dance?
We use our imaginations.
Your imaginations!
That's kid stuff.
That's all right.
We are kids.
(LAUGHS)
DAD:
Hey, look! Merrivale Apple Day Festival!Parade, circus,
hot-air balloon, fireworks. Wow!
It's tomorrow!
Can Grandma and Grandpa bring us?
-Um.
-Well, maybe, but don't count on it, okay?
Oh, great! The one good thing to do in town,
and we'll probably miss it.
Ida, the kids are here, shake a leg now.
They're here?
Oh, my goodness!
George, do I look all right?
Beautiful as always,
uh, touch of flour on your nose.
Is that better?
Much.
Come on.
ABBY:
Grandma! Grandpa!GRANDPA:
Ooh, Abby!MOM:
Oh! Hi!Marcella, this is Abby's grandfather.
Welcome, Marcella.
How you doing?
MOM:
Are you sure youcan handle the kids for a couple of days?
GRANDPA:
Yes, yes,don't worry. Everything will be okay.
GRANDPA:
Cody, tiger! Come on.CODY:
You don't need cable T.V.on a farm, Cody.
You'll have scenery to look at.
(PIGS GRUNTING)
Yeah, great scenery.
Cody, oh, Cody.
What?
It's me, Barney.
Won't you come play with me?
No!
We can play a nice game of pretend.
Well, great, then you
can pretend that I'm playing with you.
Well, okay, Mr. Grouchy.
For a guy who
thinks he's cool, you're sure no fun.
No fun.
(GIGGLING)
Fun, okay!
I'll show you fun.
Hey!
He's gone.
How did he do that?
See ya.
Where did he go now?
The attic.
There he goes.
Caught you.
Were you chasing me?
Yes, now can we have Barney back?
Do I know a Barney?
Cody, where is he?
I don't know, Abigail.
Why don't you use your imagination?
-Okay, I will.
-Me, too.
(LAUGHS)
Gee, no Barney.
Maybe you're not trying hard enough.
(LAUGHS)
(GIGGLES)
-Whoa!
-Whoa!
A towel, please!
Thank you, Marcella.
He knows my name.
Oh, and thank you, Cody.
It's so nice to
have a shower after a long car trip.
Now, what were we playing before, Abby?
We were playing
a game of pretend. Remember?
All right! I just love to pretend.
MARCELLA:
Hey,why don't we go play in the barn?
Great! Oh, boy.
He's so big! It's Barney the dinosaur!
A dinosaur?
A dinosaur! Barney the dinosaur?
(SINGING) Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you tie them in a knot?
Can you tie them in a bow?
Can you throw them over your shoulder
Like a continental soldier?
Do your ears hang low?
Hey!
(GIGGLES)
What do you think you're doing?
Uh, who, me?
Yeah, you.
What is this? Some kind of a joke?
I wouldn't call it a joke.
But we are having fun.
Lots of fun.
Look, pal, real dinosaurs don't talk,
and real dinosaurs don't laugh.
(LAUGHS MOCKINGLY)
'Cause there
aren't any real dinosaurs anymore.
Oh, well, I'm as real as your imagination.
Oh, ho, ho... Whoops! And that's something...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
-But that doesn't explain...
-Cody!
You don't have to explain.
(LAUGHS)
(SINGING) Close your eyes and you will find
There are pictures in your mind
Things that you can see and feel
All those things are very real
Make believe and there you are
You can be most anywhere
When your imagination takes you there
Imagine you're a cuckoo clock
I'm not a cuckoo clock.
All day long, you go tick tock, tick tock
GIRLS:
Close your eyes and wish real hardBARNEY:
A cuckoo clock is what you are!That's right.
Imagine you're a bird that flies
I'm not a bird that flies.
ABBY:
Soaring high up through the skyGIRLS:
Spread your wings and feel so freeWhee!
A bird is what you're bound to be
BARNEY AND GIRLS: Imagine, imagine
And you can be anything you choose
Imagine, imagine
Just be sure you never lose the power to
Imagine you're an elephant
ABBY:
I'm a giant elephantGIRLS:
Carrying a big long trunkTrunk!
ABBY:
It's with me everywhere I goNo.
Who's to say it isn't so?
Let's go!
What do you think you're doing?
(TAUNTING)
Stop, stop, Barney!
GIRLS:
Bye, see you later.Can't catch me.
Think you can get away! Come on.
Missed me!
CODY:
Come back here.ABBY:
Come on, Marcella.ABBY:
I'm sliding down a chimneyI don't see any chimney.
Woopie! Whee! Look at me!
That's a hay chute.
GIRLS:
No, it's not.(GIGGLES)
It's what they say it is!
GIRLS:
That's what!BARNEY AND GIRLS: Imagine, imagine
And life becomes a wonderful surprise
Imagine, imagine
And dreams appear before your eyes
BARNEY:
Doesn't matter where you areMake believe and there you are
You can be most anywhere
When your imagination takes you there
(GIRLS GIGGLING)
Okay, Barney, you're really here.
But in my imagination
you're about to disappear.
GIRLS:
Cody!(LAUGHS)
I do not believe in you.
(GIRLS LAUGHING)
That's okay, Cody.
I believe in you.
Barney the dinosaur is not in this barn.
I'm telling you, Barney's in your barn.
GRANDMA:
I know, Cody,you told us at dinner.
GRANDPA:
Several times.CODY:
Listen to me, Grandma, Grandpa.Barney the dinosaur is in your barn.
Isn't he?
Yeah.
Barney likes your barn.
Well, I'm glad he likes it.
Marcella, don't leave
your little doll out there all night.
Barney isn't just a little doll.
He's very big.
Oh, sure, he's big now,
but you just wait. These fads come and go.
Now, Cody, I did notice at the table
that someone ate like a dinosaur tonight.
Handsome fellow
like me have to be careful what I eat.
Got to watch my figure.
I don't want to lose my girlfriend.
Cody, I first met your grandmother
when I was about your age.
We were childhood sweethearts.
(SINGING) Let me call you sweetheart
I'm in love with you
Let me hear you whisper
That you love me too
Keep the love light glowing
In your eyes so blue
Let me call you sweetheart
I'm in love with you
Come on, handsome,
you help me with the dishes now.
Oh, gee, I'd like to but, uh,
that dishwater makes my fingers all wrinkly.
(GIRLS CHUCKLING)
That's fine. It'll just match
-Come on.
-Okay.
Okay.
Oh, Cody, you watch
that barn for anymore dinosaurs. Okay?
Funny, real funny.
You tell him, Cody.
Pretty night, huh?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
It's me...
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