
Barbershop 2: Back in Business
Get out of the way! Move!
Come on.
Come on, man.
Get up.
Come on.
Shoot!
Suspect out of the way.
Heading toward Exchange.
Move it!
Out of the way!
Hold it!
Don't move! Don't move!
Get away from that window!
Get over there!
Do what I say!
Oh, shit. Pick up my meat.
- You hungry, brother?
- Do I look hungry? Get over there!
but get your hands up!
- He ain't got no gun.
- You think I ain't got a gun?
- I'll shoot you.
You mother...
No. Come on, Hank!
Back up, back up!
What you know about
- Big Floyd Patterson haircut head.
- You don't look like Floyd.
Shoot. I just wanted
to barbecue.
It's the goddamn Fourth of July.
Can't a black man have
a goddamn Fourth of July, too?
- Open up! It's the police!
- Sweet Jesus.
Kick it in!
- Don't mess with my conk.
- You want a barbecue?
Is there a problem, officers?
Yeah. We're looking for a thief.
You seen one?
Me? No, I haven't seen a thi...
Hank, you seen
- No, no, not around here.
- No, me, either.
No thief.
You guys aren't
celebrating the holiday?
Sure. We're just finishing up
our last customer.
I said play
like you cuttin' it.
Eddie, you can't talk about people
just 'cause they biracial.
- Why not?
- 'Cause that's silly.
They can take it
like anybody else.
All I'm saying, Calvin,
is black folk love to take credit
for they half-black brothers
and sisters till somethin' goes sour.
You know, like Tiger Woods...
we claim him.
Jennifer Beals. What the boy mama
used to be on The Jeffersons?
- Lenny Kravitz.
As soon as they go freak out
just a little bit,
go a little crazy, get a little glitter
like Mariah Carey,
then all of a sudden it's the other half
that went looney tunes.
- What about Vin Diesel?
- I don't know what he is. Half car.
What black man
do you take credit for?
I'll tell you who I don't want
to take credit for... that D.C. Sniper.
I was mad when I found out
dude was black.
Hold on there, Terri.
The D.C. Sniper is like
What?!
Tell them, Eddie.
He broke into the white leagues
with that crime.
That crime took planning.
Not only planning, it took math.
You know, it took math
to figure out all them trajectories
to shoot from the back
of an automobile.
That's white-folk shit right there.
With the problems we got,
black folks used to could say,
"At least we ain't crazy. "
Our crimes made sense.
Ain't got no money,
rob somebody with money.
Black folks are just as crazy
as white folks.
Mike Tyson...
Prince?
Hold on, hold on now.
He half Cherokee or something.
Don't put him in with us.
DVDs, CDs. Ike Turner's
greatest hits with Tina on the cover.
Got something
you ain't gonna believe...
R. Kelly on tape
with grown women.
I got Grandmas Gone Wild.
You ever seen wrinkles in a thong?
Fred, don't buy nothing
from that fool.
That Nemo tape I got for my son
has a crack deal on it.
- Why you always lyin' on me?
- Ain't nobody lyin' on you.
Line me up.
I got a meeting in 19 minutes.
Head to your meeting
'cause I got next.
K- Rod called and booked
the spot after that,
but I can get you at 3:45
or 11:
00 on Tuesday.You a superstar now?
The Eminem of the barber world?
Yeah, that's why
they call me Slim Fadin'.
This used to be my chair.
Wasn't but two seconds ago
was sitting at that front seat
Well, they're feeling me now.
I'll touch you up.
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