Bana Bir Soygun Yaz

Synopsis: Onur is to go to Ankara for business, scalpels Hüso delivers a box of candy from a well-known pastry shops to be sent to a friend.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Biray Dalkiran
Production: Cinemaster UK
104 min

Hacamat brother comes.

Selamn aleykm brother Hacamat.

Ve aleykm selam we rahmetullah we bereket.

Selamn aleykm Polat.

Polat dear you wait outside for me.

Have fun.

Get outside I don't want

this boy to see what is

going to happen here next,

it would be a shame.

Now esteemed brothers, while there are so many

unbelievers in this market

you happened upon me a pious,

god fearing man of worship

and an honest man of trade.

Some subjects may spread rumors around

labeling us as yanda mafia

but we work hard to avoid

such labeling by sewing with due dilligence

and honest effort because our works

are out in the open for all to see Maallah.

As it says in the good book:

el ecerl mahlukat el ante kunteyul farat.

It means:

Mouse with a death wish spanks the cat on the ass.

Such a disgrace, have you spanked

anyone in the ass recently?


Why are we even here?

Why did you kicked our asses?

I don't get it at all.

You ate my candy.


What candy?

Believer Onur, since you are

going to Ankara anyhow

Can I ask you for a favor.

Of course brother.

I have to deliver a package to another

believer brother of mine

would you call him first when you reach there

and deliver it to him.

Then attend to your business in Ankara

in your own sweet time.

Don't even mention it. I will do it gladly.

May Allah be pleased with you vallahi and billahi.

Selim, bring the package boy. Right away.

It has address and phone number on

it call it when you arrive.


Nothing will happen to the package

I presume godwilling.

God forbid.

What can happen to a box of candy

for god's sake, godforbid.

Bastard, A..hole

C'mon Leyla, what are you doing you are blaming

me for nothing you ever gain.

Leyla honey, c'mon don't make

a scene neighbours are watching.

You don't know what a scene is I'm coming down.

I know! What you looking at What!

What you all looking at.

Get inside She'll calm down after

blowing some steam.

What is this? What is this?

You bought a present for her?

You have my bread in your stomach

my money in your pockets

don't you fear god?

Leyla honey, What have I done

I would explain if I only knew.

Don't you dare lie to my face.

Wait till I catch that skank named Suzan.

You were going all to way to Ankara

to sleep with her didn't you?

Leyla dear calm down, easy everybody

is watching us, what are you doing?


What are you doing?

Hey, enough, hey. Let everybody hear and know.

You drove me crazy.

You drove me crazy!

Get the hell out of my sight. Aww c'mon.

Get away, see I burned them, burned them all.

Don't ever show your face again.

Shame on you brother this doesn't become you.

So you wasted two fine chaps over a box of candy?

Shame on you heaten Onur, you stoop that low?

To a box of candy.

I will go and buy you 10 boxes from patisserie

...please don't do it

You rascal believer,

do you think I will fall for that?

Where is my money?

What money?

Money? The money in the candy box.

Who in his right mind would

put money in a candy box?

Why don't you deposit it in a bank?

Interest is illicit what to do with my money?

Brother Hacamat, forgive me if I may,

How much... money was there

in the candy box?

Fifty thousand euros.

Curse you Onur man has every right,

where is the money?

How can we now that there was money there?

Allah Allah, maybe there isn't any.

I did not see no money may god strike me down.

I didn't see anything.

It has been to long that Onur

rascal still did not call.

We used to fight like that before

but it never took this long for him to call.

Senem, can there be another woman in his life?

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