
Bal-Can-Can
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(5.00 / 2 votes)Gennaro... Shhh, Gennaro!
Gennaro!
What's up, Carlo?
- A new guy just came in.
There, next to the
Norwegian.
I'm not Norwegian,
I'm Swedish!
And who's that?
- I don't know. Ask him.
Maybe he doesn't
understand Italian.
Look at his feet...
They look Spanish to me.
Shhh, Spanish guy...
Obrigado, hey! Obrigado...
"Obrigado" is a Portuguese
word, guys.
He's one of ours!
Hello, guys. It's a bit stuffy
in here...
Anybody got a cigarette?
No, smoking is not
allowed here!
He got you, he, he...
And how do you intend to
smoke, Carlo?
Hey, unknown... What's
your name?
Santino.
Hello, Santino.
We're Italians,
those guys there are
Frenchmen...
Enchante'!
The one next to you is
Knut the Dan...
I am Swedish!
Well, whatever! Then Kurt
the German...
Then sergeant John...
Thanks, guys. Where are
we, anyway?
This is a fridge. This is
where they store us, the
dead people, in these
compartments.
Oh, f***! - Hey, Santino,
how come they labelled
you "unknown"? - We all
have our ending, boys:
Some die from old
age, others from tumours,
I died because of my blood
brother!
Your blood bro' killed
you, eh?
the son of the blood bro' of
my father... Ah, it's all
very complicated!
Use your own words,
Santino.
Ok, then! My story begins
a long time ago,
in Macedonia. Do you
know what Macedonia is?
Sure! It's a kind of salad.
Carlo! How can a person
be born in a salad?
"Macedonia" is the brand
of cigarettes that
"Malena".
You don't know sh*t, guys.
Macedonia is a country,
down in the Balkans. Let's
start from the beginning.
Macedonia was a part of
Tito's Yugoslavia. Very
important historical period,
ruling of the proletariat... all
ideology, you know? Quite a
limited environment for a
dynamic young man
like my father Vitomir.
was his best friend.
Vitomir and Seraphim were
like Little Caesars:
Fred Buscaglione,
Rocky Marciano.
When they showed up to
parties, they immediately
broke the girls' hearts...
and also the jaws of their
jealous boyfriends!
Those were poor times, but even
Vitomir and Seraphim
started to make profit from
this human weakness, buying
goods in Italy and selling
them for five times their
price in Yugoslavia.
But the Yugoslav customs
showed no understanding
for their business
determination...
Anything to declare?
Well, personal luggage,
reference books...
Small stuff!
- Small stuff, yeah.
Down on your knees!
The search for easy money
against the limitations
imposed by the law
Shefket Ramadani!
Good job, money easy.
Train arrive Friday.
Two.
boat...
Two hundred twenty
box! And in Dubrovnik:
My guards, my people, my
policeman, my engineer...
nobody touch you. We split
fifty-fifty!
Why fifty-fifty, eh?
Why not in thirds?
Why? Why because
f***ing sh*t why!
Whattya got?
- Two pairs.
Me better. Straight.
That's why!
F***ing why...
Can ya see anythin', bro'?
I can see sh*t, bro'.
Well, f*** it.
Watch the wire, bro'!
Ouch!
They've turned on
the electricity.
Wanna play hard, eh?
F***in' bastards!
Gimme them pliers.
Don't have 'em, bro'...
- So f*** ya, bro'...
So f*** me, bro', I didn't
bring them.
Never mind, bro'. I'll lift it
up and we'll go under.
Ready, set, go...
Arghhh!
Hold on, bro'!
Don't give up, bro',
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