Bad Kids Go to Hell

Okay go go go!

Police, police, police.

Who's got two?

Who's got two o'clock?

Get down! Get Down!

Drop the axe! Drop it!

Get down on the ground!

What the f***?! Get down!

Get down.

Drop the axe!

Drop the axe!

T1...What's the situation? Do

you copy?

Carlos. Listen to me.

Officer Lewis is my

parole officer, okay?

I need you to call him and tell

him I'm at work! Got it?

Listen I... Listen to me.

I've got detention today.

That's right.

No. No, I'm not lying to him,

you're lying to him.

Got it?

Hey! Who keeps your business

going? This guy right here.

Sh*t!

Listen, the first few weeks

of school have been weird.

No she won't cover for

me because...

No, she dumped me.

Yes. Thank you!

Just have my back this one time.

Cover for me and...

I'll get yours another day.

Today...

I got other sh*t to sort out.

All fucktards, present

and accounted for, sir.

Jesus Max! You scared the

hell out of me, buddy.

Sorry Matt.

So, where's D-Day?

I think there's been a mix-up.

Okay.

Mister Clark, one does

not get to choose

when one serves detention!

Particularly, in regards to your

behavior, I sincerely doubt

that a mere detention would

satisfy this school's protocol.

There's a chair. Use it.

Your first few weeks here

were infamous, to say the least.

Yeah.

Thanks to those

spoiled T-baggers.

Hey, you wrote this?

Thank you Max.

You're new to Crestview,

but your incessant need to blame

more fortunate students for

your own misbehavior is

starting to trouble me.

I thought our sessions were

helping us curtail our anger

to build better leadership

skills?

Yeah. My uncle keeps telling me

that Clarks are born leaders.

He drinks... A lot.

You may not take my tests

seriously, but the student

body's dim opinion of you

aside, your responses to my

psychological evaluations reflect

an unbalanced personality.

Unbalanced?

Mr. Clark?!

And this?

B*obs.

This?

Bigger b*obs?

Vagina.

Small b*obs, but like..

weird nipples.

There's no...

How about this one?

Judas Priest.

You record those. What other

students you got in there?

We record everything, Mr. Clark.

And that's none of your business.

Dr. Day? Uhh...

My uncle's out of town for the

holidays. And my...

boss is hassling me, and

just it would make it

impossible for me...

Are you certain you didn't

receive any further

reprimand from Crestview

this week?

I'm here because I want to make

things right. Please let me.

Alright.

Alright, Matt. Against my

better judgment

I will let you serve your

detention. Today.

Let's just hope the rest

show up.

These are like paintings?

Yes, Max. They're a

bit like paintings.

What does this painting look

like to you?

It's like the art my

grandfather made.

But he would sculpt, not paint.

You just saw b*obs.

How many bad kids today?

Max, I wouldn't classify any of

our students as 'bad kids'.

After Marquez drops me at the

airport, I'll send him back to

get you and wait until

you're dismissed.

I'll take a taxi.

Oh, and try to remember,

you kiss the babies.

You don't eat them.

Ugh. I've certainly had a

stomach full of you.

You see, Max, graduating

students often feel pressure,

which causes them to

behave irrationally.

They tend to sabotage

themselves.

Their minds, their bodies,

are fragile,

susceptible to all kinds

of negative influences.

More so than even they might

realize.

You okay son?

Yeah. I'm okay.

What's that you have stuck

inside your cast?

Just my video camera.

I thought I'd record my one and

only day in detention.

Some students here are more prone

to subversive behavior than others.

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