Bad Ass 3: Bad Asses on the Bayou

Synopsis: Frank Vega and Bernie Pope return, this time to Louisiana in an attempt to find a kidnapped friend.
Genre: Action, Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Craig Moss
Production: Fox
85 min

Your credit is based

on various factors...

and after reviewing your history...

I'm sorry to say you've been denied.

Denied? You... You gotta be shittin' us.

There's gotta be some mistake.

- I have a mortgage that I pay on time.

- Yeah.

I understand, Mr. Vega,

but like I said, there's other factors.

You've opened up another credit line...

which you're completely maxed out on.

Look, Mr., uh... Guillermo Gomez.

My friend Bernie, this...

this is his second liver surgery

in... in six months.

We have 10 prescriptions...

that we have to fill...

every two weeks.

- Nobody move!



- Listen up!

I want everybody on the floor!

I want your palms flat on the ground!

That means you too, old man!

Goddamn, Frank.

Man, why don't you watch

what you're doing, man?

- I'm sorry, Bernie. It was an accident!

- MAN:

What the hell are you doing?

It cost me $190 to refill

this goddamn prescription...

It cost you $190?

I want you to know that

came out of my disability check!

You gonna hold that over my head now?

I see how it works now.

It's tit for tat, huh?

No, no, it's only tit for tat...

when tat actually

does something for tit.

You're one ungrateful asshole.

You know that?

Screw you!

Wrong move, asshole.


On the ground now!


These nuts!



These nuts!

Using only a walker

and an autographed baseball...

two elderly men managed to stop

a robbery in progress.

Y ahora en el centro de la ciudad

tenemos a dos jubilados...

que han parado el robo de un banco.

Es el caso de los heroes ms improbables.

So I hope the bank

ultimately gave you a loan.

Nope. But they gave us somethin' else.

A goddamn certificate

for a job well done.


Isn't this some shit?

Look at me, man. (LAUGHS)

I'm prettier than Denzel.


- Shoot.




Who's that?

- (SIGHS) Rosaria.

She liking Arizona?

It's Florida. Uh...

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's... She's, uh...

- She's doing all right.

- Sorry, man.

No, no, it's... it's...

You know, it's wonderful, man.

I'm really happy for her.

Rosaria's got a really good job, and...

Julia's going to a much better school.

I'm really happy for 'em.




- Hello?

You cheatin' on me, Frank?

'Cause I'll be damned if you the toughest

man to get in touch with.

- Carmen, mi amor. What's happening?

- Oh, nothin' much.

Besides the fact

that I'm getting married!


- What?

Yes! His name is Geoffrey.

We met six weeks ago.

We fit together like molasses and pie.

I've never connected with

someone like this before, Frank.

Oh, that's great.

I can't wait to meet him.

Well, you're gonna get

your chance this weekend.

- Oh, yeah?

- Yup.

And you and Green Machine

are in my wedding party.

Pack your things, boys.

You comin' down to Baton Rouge.


That's wonderful, Carmen.

And we would love

to be there, but, uh...

You know what, right now Bernie and I are

going through some financial difficulties...

Shut your pie hole, Franklin.

You're not gonna have to pay

for anything, cheap-ass.

Daddy's pickin' up the tab.

That's really generous

of your father, but...

But nothin', Vega. I already e-mailed you

your flight arrangements.

This is a paid vacation for you boys.

So pack up your damn fanny pack

and bring y'all asses down here...

before I fly out there

and drag you by your earlobes.



Oh, man.

Oh, man.

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Craig Moss

For the British rugby league player of the same name, see Craig Moss (rugby league)Craig Moss is an American film director, writer and actor, who is known for making parody films and action comedy productions. His films include The 41-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It. He also directed the film Bad Ass, and its sequels, Bad Ass 2: Bad Asses and Bad Asses on the Bayou. He is a graduate of UCLA, and also owns production company Spotfellas. more…

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