Bachelor Party 2: The Last Temptation

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- That's a little scary.

- Stop trying to wear me out.

l think--You know, you have a real hang-up

with the term ''stalker.''

No, l just fail to see how you showing up

at my museum every day...

for, like, two weeks

makes me the stalker...

when clearly it makes you

the stalker.

The most important thing to remember here--

Hand, please.

These past two months...

have really, truly been

the happiest two months...

- of your life.

- [ Laughs ]

- l love you.

- Love you too.

- There you go.

W-Wait. Excuse me.

[ Singsongy ] Son of a bitch.

l keep telling this guy no olives...

and he keeps bringing me olives,

and that's a problem because--

- You hate olives.

- l hate olives! l hate olives.

Don't move. l'm on it.

There. Crisis averted.

You know, usually l would be

completely disgusted...

with someone sticking their fingers

into my drink, but with you, not so much.

ln fact, it, uh-- Mmm.

lt adds a certain Melinda ''zestiness'' to it.

Well, we make a good team.

Yes, we do.

Well, l am going to go powder my nose.

[ Clears Throat ]

Oh. Do me a favor--

lf the waiter comes back...

would you make sure

there are no olives in my cake?

l like that.

Spence! Spence.

All right, man, it's time.

- Time for what?

- lt's time for me to get engaged.

You were gonna put this

in her sundae, remember?

- [ Whistles ]

- Oh, yeah. Right. Nice rock.

Oh. Thanks.

[ Groaning ]

Oh, boy.

Oh. Sorry. lt was packed.

- l just had to fight for a mirror.

- [ Laughs ]

Here we are.

A sundae for the gentleman.

And chocolate cake for the lady.

Actually, l think that she had

the sundae and l had the cake.

Oh, okay, yeah. Got it.

Mmm.

So, Mel...

l'm glad you stalked me...

'cause, um...

l never met anyone

like you before...

and l, uh-- l know that...

we've only been dating

a little while, but...

l just feel like

l have known you my--

my-my whole-- my whole life.

Are you chewing that?

[ Woman ]

Oh, my God! PraiseJesus!

PraiseJesus! Oh, Calvin!

I knew you'd do it.

Excuse me one second.Just wanna take that--

[ Chuckles ]

Just a little quick

search for something.

All right. Be right back.

- [ Woman ] I'm calling Mama.

- Hi. Hi.

- l'm sorry. l think there's been a mistake.

- Mama!

l'm getting married, Mama.

Ma'am? Ma'am? Pardon me. Pardon me.

That's my ring.

Hang on, Mama.

May l help you?

Yes.

l'm so sorry,

but l think the waiter...

mistakenly brought you

the wrong sundae.

You see, that-that's

my grandmother's ring.

l think you better go sit over there

before my fianc here...

''whups'' your ass.

Okay, how about

l buy both of your dinners?

Good? Yes. Except l'm gonna

need that back though, so--

- Ow!

- Okay, baby, ''whup'' his ass!

- Uh, baby, the thing is--

- The thing is...

I haven't waited 1 7 years

on your sorry ass...

to let this white shadow

come and spoil my engagement.

lt's either you whup his ass,

Calvin...

or l'll whup yours.

Yeah.

You need to go now.

- Right.

- [ Woman ] Mama? Yes!

Um, how about--

It's beautiful.

Thief! Help!

[ Shouting ]

- [ Groaning ]

- Give me my ring!

Give me my ring!

- [ Siren Blares ]

- [ Chuckles ]

Well, this wasn't exactly

what l had planned.

[ Police Radio Chatter ]

Look. l know we haven't

been together long...

but you know when

something just feels right...

and you don't want

that feeling to end?

Okay, Romeo, save it

for your cell mate.

Whoa. Clancy.

Give the kid a minute.

- Thank you.

- No problem.

Long story short.

l love you.

- l love you.

- Will, uh--

Will you, uh--

- Will you marry me?

- Yes, l will marry you.

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