Baby On Board

Synopsis: The story of Angela -an ambitious, image-conscious businesswoman working for over-demanding boss Mary. When Angela becomes unexpectedly pregnant at the peak of her career, her life with her divorce attorney husband, Curtis, is turned upside-down. BABY ON BOARD begins with an inconvenient pregnancy that leads to a nine-month roller coaster ride as Angela and Curtis try to cope-even as the interference of best friends Danny and Danny's wife Sylvia escalate the situation into a battle of the sexes.
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Brian Herzlinger
Production: Angry Monkey Entertainment
 
IMDB:
4.2
Rotten Tomatoes:
20%
R
Year:
2009
95 min
Website
25 Views

# Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh #

# What happens in my head

Stays in my head #

# But sometimes it won't #

# What if you knew

What I was thinking? #

Whoa! #

# I don't wanna risk

Putting my foot in this #

# So I keep my mouth closed #

# All you hear is #

# Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh #

# Gonna button my lips

So the truth don't slip #

# Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh #

# Gotta beep out

What I really wanna shout #

# Whoops! #

# Did I say it out loud?

Did you find out? #

# I wanna have your babies #

# Get serious like crazy #

# I wanna have your babies #

# I see 'em springing up

Like daisies #

# Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah #

# Some of my feelings

Keep escaping #

# So I make it a joke #

# Nonchalant I keep on faking #

# So my heart don't get broke #

# I'm in a big, big, big, big ocean #

# In a tiny little boat #

# I'll only put the idea out there #

# If I know it's gonna float #

# All you hear is #

# Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh #

# Gonna button my lips

So the truth don't slip #

# Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh #

# Gotta beep out

What I really wanna shout #

# Whoops! #

# Did I say it out loud? #

# Did you find out? #

# I wanna have your babies #

# Get serious like crazy #

# I wanna have your babies #

# I see 'em springing up

Like daisies #

# Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh #

# Gonna button my lips

So the truth don't slip #

# Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh #

# Gotta beep out

What I really wanna shout #

# Whoops! #

# Did I say it out loud?

Did you find out? #

# I wanna have your babies #

Hey!

Sweetie, you give

it back to him now!

Okay.

Listen. Nope.

Give it to him!

Stop it!

Stop it!

Give him the gun! Now!

Meghan, you have a million toys!

Give him the gun!

Give me it!

No!

Meghan, sit still so I can

put your sweater on. Stop it!

Stop fighting with your brother!

Come on! Meghan!

Meghan! Stop!

Give your brother the gun!

No!

Hey, Sylvie, are 3-year-olds

supposed to have dart guns?

It's the only thing

that gets him to stop wailing.

You know, I'm so sorry, but Danny

was supposed to pick up the car.

Give me it!

Meghan!

No!

- Give it back to him right now!

No!

Do you want Mommy

to put you on medication?

Is that what you want?

Like your friend Jenny?

No!

- No!

Danny, stop staring.

- Look at it.

- No.

- Look.

- No.

Just look at it.

Aren't you supposed to pick up

Sylvie's car today?

Shit.

Yeah.

- All right, Feel Good.

- Some girls would powder my balls.

We'll get out of here.

- Hi, Counselor.

- Oh, Candy!

Who is your gorgeous friend?

You think he's gorgeous,

you ought to see his wife.

Is his wife as understanding

as yours is?

Uh, she's understanding.

Not that understanding.

You a lawyer too?

Yeah, yes.

Danny and I are partners.

Well, Mr. Lawyer.

I'm a relaxation therapist.

So, if you get as stressed

as your friend Danny,

come and see me.

Mmm.

That's so you don't forget me.

Nobody's forgetting you, honey.

What exactly

am I supposed to do with this?

Frame it.

I don't give a shit.

I've got, like, seven of them.

Maybe I'll get lucky,

and Danny will have a heart attack

doing arm squats or whatever.

Look, you're gonna

have a great day today.

- Call me when it's over, okay?

- Okay, I will.

Say bye to your Auntie Angela.

Bye!

Ryan Scott Chambers!

How come old guys got to walk

around the locker room naked?

You cheating on Sylvie?

No!

I paid Candy for her service.

Candy could do a lot better,

you know.

Hey, when we got married,

Sylvie looked like Angela,

I looked like you,

then the kids came along.

We want to have kids eventually.

Nothing wrong with a little

side action now and then.

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