Aziris nuna

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Aziris Nuna

It did it again.

Good morning, Kostik.

Good morning, chufufihiha.

Where do you know these words from,

you son of a desert jackal?

Wait a moment,

Im a desert jackal?

Forgive me for the

chufufiha, Mom,

I found it in the

Ancient-Egyptian textbook,

it means "archaeologists wife".

It's cool, right?

In ancient Egyptian that sounds like

Chufufe and Viha.

Work on your pronunciation, son.

Vuefiha?

Practically, it's better

than desert jackal.

Hello?

Yes, it's me.

It cracked in front of you?

And what's inside?

Metal?

Impossible!

No, dont tell anybody

for now.

Yes, Im coming now.

Looks like Dad

is about to invent

something again.

See, the other archaeologists

do what they are supposed to!

They dig up skulls and flower pots

but he wants to trace

extra-terrestrial civillizations!

Breakfast, boys!

Galya,

let's discuss something

while the kids aren't here.

Just dont get nervous,

I think this is important.

Kostya.

Just dont tell me

you found an ancient

space device.

How do you know?

Well, you keep finding

them all the time.

Where this time,

if not a secret?

Tell me,

what do you know about the sphinx

head in the museum storage-room?

It was found in Egypt,

2 centuries ago.

Galya, wait.

And you sit.

Sit yourself.

The museum warden just called

and told me that the sphinx head

started cracking.

Seems like such a

great invention!

Dont be so quick to make fun of me,

inside there is...

Something made of metal!

What?

That.

And what do you plan to do?

What do you mean what,

we take a chisel and hammer

and go to break its head.

Wait, you are a scientist,

not some kind of vandal.

You understand that this head

is several thousand years old.

And whatevers hidden in it,

as you know,

is as old.

Dad isn't right!

A spaceship.

Thats right!

At the end, even if

it's not a spaceship.

There are no such finds

in archaeology.

Be more quiet, the kids are here.

Wipe yourself off.

You can start eating,

me and Dad

will go by the museum.

Yes, we have soemthing to do there.

But today is sunday!

And the park?

The cinema?

- No.

You promised!

- I'm sorry boys,

but not today.

Well...

If we promised.

Ok, eat breakfast, get dressed

and hurry up!

Come on, quicker,

before we change our decision.

You are always like this!

Seryoja, lets do it Monday!

At least think

where could it be?

Where?

By the way

I know where mom and dad hide

the storage keys.

Dad said

that in the storage room they

brought for restoration

the mummy of Nemenkhotep IV.

And you know what mummies look like.

Oooh.

We are scared already.

Yeah right.

Dont be scared.

Youll be with me.

I wonder how can a man

be restorated.

Hes not a man,

hes an exhibit a mummy.

Like Lenin.

Cool.

I think we are done for today.

Ok, repeat your

Ancient Egyptian,

brush your teeth and to bed.

What?

Let's do the Ancient Egyption tomorrow.

I think we overdid it, Galya.

It's ok, theyll need it in life

Ok, go.

Stop.

How do you say

in pharaoh language

"good night?".

Aziris nuna, mom.

Aziris nuna, dad.

Aziris nuna, kids.

Im the mummy.

You dont look like it.

I got the keys from the storage.

So, nuna?

Nuna!

Hey, dont shine on the pharaoh!

Should we go home?

Why do you behave like a kid?

You want me to turn it off at

the most interesting part?

Just dont get scared.

Oooh!

A little hole.

What are you doing,

cant you help me?

You stand here,

and I here.

You think it will?

Yes, I know what Im doing.

Come on, 3...

We must...

We have to go,

Thats it!

Wait, I forgot the flashlight.

I told you, dont get scared.

Ok, and whats this button for?

It works!

Come in here.

Its so cool!

The mummy came to life.

Enough already, ok?

Wheres your mummy?

Well...

If...

Dum dum.

Bravo.

My school.

You think we just imagined it?

Hallucinations or our

eyes lied to us?

What was that?

We have to ask you!

Dunno.

We have to...

find our way around.

Theres an eye next to this button!

Might be illuminators?

You found em once already.

Let's see.

The Earth.

Now what we did.

The Moon.

Mommy!

Yes.

Space is a cool thing,

straight away you start feeleing

like a particle of the Universe,

like a chromosome

or an atom!

Do you really know what you said, eh?

Philosopher!

Look!

Theyre saving us already.

Maybe aliens?

Thats right, bro!

If they kidnap us,

We shouldnt tell them anything.

Yes.

Especially about that spot under the bed

where you have a strategical storage.

Not about this!

Whos there?

We have to try to open

the door.

It might not?

Like this.

Pull yoourself together!

Well...

Hi, little ones!

I love meeting

ancient civillizations!

What?

Hi!

Are you russian?

We thought you

were aliens.

What are you talking about, little one,

you are Russian aliens.

And Im the translator here,

because they dont dig a word of Russian!

Hey, the little ones,

they chatter in Russian.

Well, what do you expect?

Theyve been living in Russia.

Ive been dreaming to learn

the language of Tolstoy and Dostoevski.

Ok, in short, little ones,

So I dont have to translate all the time

and you to wonder how to answer,

here. Teaching linguotablets,

put em under your tongue

And in 2 secons youll be chattering

The Anyland language, just like me.

Enjoy your meal.

Welcome to our sector.

The central one.

Let me introduce myself.

Boss of reality defence

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