
Asterix and Obelix: God Save Britannia
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- 2012
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ASTERIX & OBELIX
IN BRITAIN:
We've been through hard times.
We've often believed,
and then had to unbelieve.
Can you say that?
But today,
we're on an even keel.
Believe me,
we're going to recover our losses!
Ship to starboard!
Ship to starboard!
Up and at 'em!
What did I tell you?
Over here, my dears.
What the...
At your stations!
Raise the sails!
Get your oars out!
Hurry!
Too late.
Up and at 'em!
Can anyone tell me what that was?
This my friends, this majestic sight,
is the most powerful army
that's ever existed.
It carries Rome's name
to the frontiers of the known world.
At its head
is one man.
A supreme leader.
A warrior who conquered Helvetia,
drove back the Germans,
crushed the Gauls,
and who will now conquer an island
called Britannia.
Britain!
This conquest, my friends,
is not merely one more laurel
in Caesar's crown.
This conquest
is the gift of the Roman people
to Britain's natives.
A barbarian people
who dwell in ignorance,
to whom we will bring
the benefits of Western civilisation.
By golly, this is a jolly rum thing,
eh what?
I say, rather, old fruit.
Britain is inhabited
by a mysterious people
who have one very curious custom:
at five in the afternoon,
everything comes to a halt.
Push! Push!
Hold on.
Why do they do this, O Caesar?
To drink hot Water.
Hot water?
Their favourite beverage.
A cup of hot water?
Gladly. With a cloud of milk, please.
every day at five o'clock on the dot.
I promise you,
this will be our quickest victory ever!
I say, we should sound the alarm.
Wouldn't it be preferable to run?
Of course.
No, not there.
Not there either.
Perfect.
Clear this away, please.
And send for Sir Jolitorax.
Yes, Your Majesty.
With his underhanded methods,
Mr. Caesar has almost annihilated
our army.
Behave, children.
But every remaining free man is here now
and we shall battle to the end.
All the same, Jolitorax,
I wonder
if we can hold out
against the Roman legions forever.
One village has managed this feat.
Really?
Yes. They say its inhabitants
have held out
thanks to a magic potion
that makes them invincible.
If Her Majesty allows,
I shall go and ask them
for help in person.
That's a jolly good idea, Jolitorax.
Where is this remarkable village?
Well?
In Gaul, Your Majesty.
You want to seek help from the Gauls?
Mightn't it be preferable
to be invaded?
Ok for the Gauls.
Jolly good luck, Jolitorax.
And all that sort of thing.
Goudurix...
It's time to wake up.
- Should we start?
- Start what?
- Bashing him around.
- Obelix...
Our leader Abraracourcix entrusted us
with his nephew Goudurix.
To make a man out of him!
It won't happen if we don't bash him.
Obelix, those old-fashioned methods
aren't for us.
Patience, psychology,
That's our method.
The lad will blossom into
a responsible man we can be proud of.
- So do we bash him or not?
- No.
Goudurix,
we wake up early in the country.
In Lutetia this is when I go to bed.
So get lost, bumpkins,
I won't move from this bed.
Obelix...
What? I used psychology.
I didn't bash him around.
He didn't want to move?
The bed moved.
- You guys are crazy!
- It isn't fun for us.
It's for your own good. Let's go.
I've got to get dressed
and do my hair first.
Goudurix, you've been in there
for two hours!
Should I use some more psychology?
Come on.
Your hair's just the same.
No way. Before it wasn't done.
This is the "undone done" look.
It takes a lot of work.
Ok, let's go to the forest.
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