
Asperger's Are Us
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- 2016
- 82 min
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- I find it easier
to make people laugh
once they start
to understand me,
get my sense of humor.
But if you just ask me
to tell you a joke,
well usually, I'll probably
tell you an anti-joke,
with a true story.
- It's always fun,
I run away in fear.
- So, even though I'm pretty
analytical in general,
I tend not to analyze
comedy very much,
just because for me,
it is what it is.
You don't really need
to know more than that.
Of course, there's
also a science of it.
- The best way to be funny
is to always explain your jokes
right after you tell them.
You need to be like,
"Get it?"
- When I got my
diagnosis 10 years ago,
I knew I need to meet
more people like me,
'cause I never have.
isolation and confusion.
And two is, I have to make it
so no one else has to do that.
When we started
this comedy troupe,
let's come up with stuff
that makes us laugh.
Jump on my train yeah
Jump on my train yeah
I know what I have
Do you know what you got
Jump on my train yeah
The season's shifting, yeah
But I'm cool to hot
Jump on my train, yeah
My train, my
train of thought
- Are there challenges? Yes.
But, it's not all bad,
and we've developed these things
which we think are very funny
and we like to
share with people.
- I might be here at
this comedy show tonight.
- Yeah, it's great to support
people with disabilities
by just throwing
your money at them.
The famous people, yeah
They go out looking proud
And breaking holy ground
The famous people
They got their demons
I got my demons
But in my she's believin'
Step on my train
And make a movie
And it will be
the real thing
- Mom?
- Dad?
- You want to
put me into foster care,
and then adopt some other kid?
- Exactly!
You're understanding perfectly.
- I'm gonna go get another
one from the truck!
"Oh, your name is so funny."
And I'm like, "No, we really
do have Asperger's," but
two years or something
into the troupe, I realized
I guess the name is funny,
'cause it's
grammatically incorrect,
- Well Microsoft Word
always corrected it.
Asperger's is We.
Jump on my train yeah
train of thought
I love you so much
- Doing great.
I love you so much
Last time, everybody
close your eyes.
Think about what
you love the most.
I love you so much
Good morning, everyone.
Okay.
I love you all,
thanks for watching!
I got shirts and bags and hair
if anyone wants
to buy that hair.
It's free.
Thanks for doing that.
- That was a great set!
- Thanks, tight!
- Never done that before.
- Well, that's what she said.
All right, I'll be in the can.
- That is what she said.
- I was in elementary
school and I saw this
video about Kenya,
and it said they run everywhere.
I was like, "Why
don't we do that?"
It's better exercise,
you get there faster.
No downside.
So ever since, I just
run everywhere I go
if I'm by myself.
So then everyone was like,
"Noah's weird, he
runs everywhere."
And I didn't mind,
'cause I was like,
"It's better to be
right than popular."
But, as I get
older, I recognize,
it depends on the situation.
- Next stop, West Newton.
- So this is my actual brain,
and one of the
benefits of having a
in vogue medical
or mental condition
is that there's
a lot of research
that you could get paid to do,
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