Anomalisa

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Hey, ma, look. A airplane.

What?

Airplane.

Oh, yeah. Huh.

Who was TV's Kojak?

Darren Mcgavin.

Kojak, not Kolchak.

Oh, um...

- How many letters?

- Seven.

Do you have any letters already?

Yeah. The third

letter is a v, I think.

I'm not sure.

Blank-blank-blank-v-

blank-blank-blank. Right?

Yes, I think.

It's a bald guy, right?

Ladies and gentlemen,

as we start our descent,

please make sure your seat

backs and tray tables

are in full upright position,

make sure your seat belt

is fastened securely

and all carry-on

luggage is stowed

beneath the seat in front of

you or in the overhead bins.

Please turn off all

electronic devices

until we are safely

parked at the gate.

Thank you.

November 12th, 1995.

Dear Michael.

F*** you. Just f*** you.

You just walk away?

After all you said to me?

After all we did?

After all those

f***ing promises?

After all that f***ing f***ing?

Ladies and gentlemen,

allow me to be the first

to welcome you to Cincinnati,

where the local time

is 7:
43 P.M.,

and the temperature is

68 degrees Fahrenheit.

We will be taxiing for a

while, so please stay seated

until the pilot turns off

the "fasten seat belt" light.

Sorry I grabbed your hand.

It's okay.

It's a reflex.

I'm usually sitting

next to my wife.

I don't like to fly.

I said it's okay.

You can let go now, though.

Robert Hernandez,

please pick up

the white courtesy phone.

Please, Robert Hernandez to the

white courtesy phone, please.

Welcome to cincinnati/north

Kentucky international airport.

While on the moving sidewalk,

please stand to the...

Hello. Hi.

I need to go to the Fregoli.

Downtown.

Yup.

Ladies and gentlemen,

your attention, please.

No parking or waiting allowed.

Unattended vehicles

in this area will be towed.

Thanks. Yup.

Can I smoke in here?

You see that sign?

Oh.

You're from England, right?

Yeah, I'm from England.

I can tell by your accent.

And the whistling,

that's British airways.

It's Lakme, actually.

Nah, that's British airways.

Anyway, I have

an ear for accents.

How's the weather

there now? Good?

Well, I'm from there originally.

I live here now.

In sin-sin city,

you know, as I call it?

Not here. The states.

"The states." I like that.

"Across the pond. The states.

"The trolley. Cheerio. Put

another shrimp on the Barbie."

I like all that English stuff.

Whereabout in "the states"?

Los Angeles.

Oh, la, la. Yes, sir.

Oh, yeah. Tinseltown.

Well, Cincinnati's a great city, too.

Don't knock it.

I wasn't. I'm sure it is.

Damn straight.

First time?

Once before.

Oh, it's changed since then.

You ought to check it out,

you know, while you're here.

Yeah, I will. Thanks.

Yeah. You're welcome.

F*** you, a**hole!

Yeah, you oughta check it out.

Check it out.

The zoo is great.

World-class, they say.

Many, many important,

you know, uh,

whatchamacallit,

endangered species,

breeding programs, you know.

It's famous for it.

Pandas. Other things.

Owls. Uh-huh.

That sounds fascinating.

Damn straight.

Yeah, you should check it out.

Oh! And you gotta try

the Cincinnati chili.

It's chili like you never had.

Trust me.

La chili? England chili?

Forget about it.

They make it here

with cinnamon and chocolate

and they serve it over pasta.

Imagine that if you can.

I'll try to, yeah. Thanks.

Is there a toy store

near the hotel?

A toy store?

You mean, a "toy" store?

Yeah, toy store.

Yeah, there's a "toy" store

about two blocks up.

It's open all night.

Real class place.

I have a pickup call

at 16th and Lincoln.

Anybody in the area?

Anyway, there's a lot

to see in the city.

Revitalized downtown...

I'm only here for a day.

What? I'm just here for a day.

You know, I'm sorry.

I'm not getting that.

The accent.

I'm just here for a day.

Well, the zoo then.

You don't need more

than a day for the zoo.

It's just zoo-sized.

And the chili.

You only need, like,

an hour for the chili.

Hey, that's Michael stone.

Michael stone.

Harris, can you get

these bags, please?

That's Michael stone.

Hello. Welcome to the Fregoli.

Hi, I'm checking in. Stone.

Welcome, Mr. stone.

Oh, there we go. Michael stone.

Smoking, king-sized bed.

And you'll be with us

for just one night, sir?

One night. Yes.

I'll just need

to make an imprint

of your credit card,

for incidentals,

and we'll be all set.

I'd like a quiet room,

if you have one.

Yes, sir. Of course.

I have a charming deluxe smoking

junior suite on the tenth floor

with a king-sized bed.

Far above the street noise.

That sounds good. Great.

So it's all set then.

Dennis here will

show you to your room.

Oh, thank you.

Right this way, sir.

My name is Dennis. Hi.

After you, sir.

So how was your trip in?

It was fine, thanks.

Good.

Bumpy? At all? Uh, no.

I'm sorry? No.

Oh, well, you're safe now.

I think the room will

be to your liking, sir.

Just up here to the left, sir.

There you go, after you.

Nice weather we're having. Yeah.

What? Yes.

Yes, the weather is very good.

Very, very, very, very good.

Sixty-eight degrees Fahrenheit.

And here we are.

After you, sir.

It's the bathroom.

Air conditioning and

heat controls here.

TV, remote control. Mini-bar.

All self-explanatory, I think.

Um...

Ice machine down the hall.

And would you like me to get

you some ice before I leave?

No, I'm okay, thanks.

Here you go.

Oh. Thank you very much, sir.

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