Alpha and Omega 5: Family Vacation

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HUMPHREY:
Okay, pups.

As we continue

on our first family vacation

to Alfred Creek Falls,

it's time for my infamous

animal impressions.

(PUPS GROANING)

KATE:
Groans?

(CHUCKLES) Come on, pups.

You used to love

dad's animal impressions.

CLAUDETTE:
(SCOFFS)

Until they got weird.

HUMPHREY:
Weird, Claudette?

STINKY:
Yeah, Dad.

I gotta agree with

Claudette on this one.

I mean,

doing a porpoise impression.

(HIGH-PITCHED SCREECHING)

PUPS:
Weird.

Claudette,

why the long face?

Mom, why couldn't

we bring our friends?

We've gone over this,

Claudette.

This is a family vacation.

And our first one together.

(ALL MOUTHING)

KATE:
We get closer

when we have these

shared experiences.

And what do we always say

about a strong family? Huh? Huh?

ALL:
A strong family can

survive almost anything.

She has puppy love.

Puppy love?

Like a boyfriend?

(STAMMERING) Oh...

Wait a minute.

You mean Fleet?

Mom, chill.

He's not my boyfriend,

he's just a friend.

Okay, when you

come to a corner,

plant your front paws

and just let your body slide.

(GRUNTING)

Your turn!

Plant your paws!

Whoa...

(SCREAMING)

Fleet?

Mmm...

(CLAUDETTE MAKING

KISSING SOUNDS)

(EXCLAIMS) Sorry.

I was just, uh,

thinking about

all my great friends!

(SNICKERING)

Did you hear that,

Stinky?

Fleet's just a friend.

Hey, I'm staying

above the fray,

but let me just say,

Fleet is one fast dog.

(SCOFFS)

Especially with

the kissy snout.

Humphrey,

did you hear that?

Mom, stop it.

You're being controlling!

I'm being a parent!

And, Runt, you wanna

lose a patch of fur?

Just keeping it real.

Ha! How's this for real?

(GRUNTING)

You, uh...

Hey!

(CHUCKLING)

Boy, she missed again.

(RUNT LAUGHING)

(SIGHS)

Well, at least

they're not bored

anymore.

Runt,

you get down here!

(CLAUDETTE GRUNTING)

Claudette, stop it!

Hey, you two,

knock it off!

Oh, she missed again,

and again.

Should have taken

those tree climbing

lessons I offered.

Mom, Dad, may I suggest

some parenting tips?

When I become the leader,

I will create a wolf park,

so the younger ones

can be supervised.

Okay, Runt, come down.

Claudette, stand down,

and, Stinky,

my eldest son,

that was the most

ridiculous idea

I've ever heard.

And, Runt,

what about you?

Constantly hugging

Frieda and Fran,

the porcupines!

Yeah,

that's really normal!

Wait! That's why I'm always

pulling needles out of you?

They never get hugs!

Because they're mean girls!

Oh, they're not mean,

they're just, prickly.

And they wanted to

come on our trip too!

And just to

roll with that,

if I had been able

to bring Brent,

he could have helped

supervise these two.

Oh, great.

All we need is your

grizzly bear bromance

tagging along!

Seriously, Stinky,

Brent is cool,

but he is a hot mess.

He's not a mess.

Huh? He travels with

a porcupine life coach!

(SCOFFS) Hello.

Agnes keeps him chill!

Okay, Runt, you get

down here right now!

And, Claudette,

when we get back,

I'm going to leash Fleet

and tie him to a tree!

And, Stinky,

you know we respect

mixing it up

with all the critters,

but a little bit of Brent

goes a long way.

Also, his grizzly momma

scares the heck out of me.

If I had pants

I would be wetting them.

Seriously, Stinky,

the last time I asked

if you and he could

have a play date,

she growled at me!

Brent and I have big plans

when we lead

the forest one day.

We're gonna merge

the wolf pack with

the bear clan.

Great idea!

(LAUGHING NERVOUSLY)

What do they say

about brilliance

skipping a generation?

Come on, guys,

you love each other.

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